BE A STAR

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On Sat, Jun24, 2017 1:43am America/Phoenix
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BE A STAR
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY:
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THE BLADE CLUB

-The grainy black & white film rolls and The Blade Club are shown circling around and picking on WWX reporter Terry Jackson, The Juggernaut giving him a wedgie, Ezra Zion slipping a wet willy into his ear and Blayde Archer flicking a finger against the interviewers forehead-


TJ: You know what? You three can bully me all you want but how could you do what you did to Matt Glazebrook with a clear conscious? You purposely misled and impaired your Blade Club brothers opponent just to gain an edge after your "peace offering." What a disgusting, low down, dirty.."

[Blade Archer interrupts by snatching the microphone away with a smirk. Johnston releases his grip on the back of TJ's underwear that now hang over like loose overall straps.]

-BLADE-
..Brilliant stroke of genius? That is what you should really be saying right now. Not giving us all this grief. All is fair in love and war, TJ. We thought 420 had high enough of a tolerance after all their life experience in the drug scene to handle it, so how is it our fault that the three hundred pound Glazebrook turned out to be a lightweight? (cracking a smile) Could it be due to the fact that Saliva we gave to Matt was laced with some of the most potent hallucinogens in the world? Or could it be that we were three moves ahead and already had Glazebrook In check. EZ took all Matt had to give but it wasn't no where near close enough to take out WWX's most dangerous Jew, the Hebrew Hitman.  

[Ezra Zion gives himself a sarcastic pat on the back as Justice Johnston drags the referee of their match into view by the scruff of his black and white striped zebra shirt.]

-BLADE-
I want all of you fans out there watching to take a good, hard look at WWX referee Jake here.

REF: It's John.

-BLADE-
Right, right. John was asked by WWX management to officiate the match that took place earlier tonight here on Ravage and has been unfairly fired for simply doing his job of calling the match, right down the middle!

[Blayde Archer gives a karate chop into the palm of his hand to emphasize the point.]

-BLADE-
This good, honest, hard working, devote Christian man has a family depending on him to support and provide for Mr. Max Stanfield. He has a liter of young, big eyed, starving children to put Ramen Noodles on the table for cheap Second hand clothes on their backs and a patched up mobile home roof over their precious little lice filled heads. How could you take his livelihood away, Mr. Stanfield? Have you no heart? Do what is fair, Max. Do what is right. Re-instate Jeff.

REF: It's John.

-BLADE-
Zip it John. I am doing something here. As I was saying, we wouldn't want to get our high paid and extremely successful lawyers involved so we ask of you, Mr. Stanfield. Jim is down on his hands and knees, begging of you to do the right thing.

[Blayde Archer kicks at the back of the referees knee, causing him to take a knee with a grimace.]

REF: Son of a.. Take it easy will ya? That hurt and the name's John!

-BLADE-
Nobody cares what your name is or what you have to say, John. We are doing you a favor here by trying to save your sad little low wage job and unfulfilling career. Consider yourself lucky that your referee license hasn't been striped away and that you aren't holding a I will ref for food sign somewhere in the middle of skid row. Now get on outta here, Jeb. We're done with you. 

[The Juggernaut, Jumbo Justice Johnston firmly grabs ahold of the back of the referees underwear and lifts John the referee like a briefcase, throwing him out into the hall and slamming the door shut behind him. The big man wipes both hands clean after taking out the trash  ]
 
REF: (From a distance through the door) The name is JOHN! Jerk..

-BLADE-
Where were we? Oh yes. How could I forget. Polaris. What you did tonight? That took balls. 

(All three members of the Blade Club stand up and give a Slow clap to the camera. Ezra Zion grabs the camera and pulls close to his own face.)

-E-Z-
Brains? Not so much but we respect the gusto. Way to take initiative. Dr. Death? Impressive. You managed to get the drop on us. Something that doesn't happen often so relish the moment. Enjoy it while that feeling still lingers deep within the sad cockles of your soulless hearts. You want to make a name at our expense? You want to ride our coat tails in the car pool lane to success? Not so fast boys.. We both have our eyes on those shiny WWX tag team titles. It's only a matter of time before one of us take home the gold, only question is, who will get there first? 


-Justice Johnston slaps the camera in his direction-


-JUMBO-
Now that tonight's Ravage is the past, it's time to look to Ravages future where Maxfield Stanton already announced that 420 will get a chance for revenge. 


-The Juggernaut tugs on his beard and chuckles with a wild eyed grin.-


-JUMBO-
Revenge? Is nothing more than bait. Cheese for the mice to chase before getting their necks snapped in half. 


-the camera swings back to the Hebrew Hitman.-


-E-Z-
In all seriousness. There was quite a bit that went down tonight and over the past week. Hex Girl isn't the only one making history around here. Take the Blade Club which is without doubt, wildly successful and by far, the best thing going in WWX today. First, Blade Archer survives the Mayhem of a fatal four way elimination, falls count anywhere match to make history as the first ever co-International Champion then you have My man E-Z single handedly beating one half of the best tag teams in WWX History. When was the last time you seen anyone come through these doors and make as big of an impact as we have? Think about it. There hasn't been new blood around here making waves like us since the debuting days of Kurtis Ray and Rex McAllister, whose body of work speaks for itself. Both World Champions and we are treading down that same war path to the top, one win at a time. 

-Blayde Archer, Justice Johnston and Ezra Zion all three share the shot together, staring down the barrel of the camera-

-BLADE-
So where does the Blade Club go from here? Who should WE select to face Gary Tinordi and Matt Glazebrook next week on Ravage? Because despite what the General Manager may think, WE are the ones who call the shots. WE decide and dictate who will represent our team and why. The sooner you realize this the better off you will be. 


-JUMBO-
Bishop, Tommy boy. Even you Doctor scary pants. Pay close attention to what we will do to 420.. Watch how we systematically pick them apart piece by piece in the middle of the ring because immediately after that match is over? We are calling you out!

-E-Z-
Polaris. Black. Dr. D. All you need to do is show up so we can beat you down, shut you up and send the three of you back to the nut house where you belong. 

-Ezra Zion superkicks the camera to black.-


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