Bloodshed Tango

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On Wed, May30, 2018 5:44pm America/Phoenix
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Bloodshed Tango
*Hex Girl is at Stadium Field in Chicago she has her yellow duffle bag slung over her shoulder. She smiles wide for the camera.*

You know being in Chicago made me think of having just a little bit of fun at the expense of my competitors. So in honor of the coming Pay-per-view and the musical named after this fair city, please sit back and enjoy the 'Bloodshed Tango'

*Hex Girl starts singing to the tune of 'Cell Block Tango' from Chicago as she approaches a couple of mannequins dressed like Tinordi and Glazebrook.*

They have it comin
They have it comin
They've only themselves to blame
When you get there 
You'll see it

Nothing's going to be the same

*She starts fishing around in her yellow duffle bag as she continues with the song.*

First we have 420.
They likes to smoke a roach or two.
Though I think I have a trick that is going to burn them good.

They have it comin
They have it comin
They have only themselves to blame
When you get there 
You'll see it 

420 is going up in flames

*She uses the moonshine and lighter from her bag to send a fireball at the mannequins lighting them on fire. She then moves along approaching another mannequin.*

Next we have Korack Bloodhart
Poor little Irish boy who's got his break. 
But it looks like I'm going to have to break him in.

*As she is singing she is pulling out the escrima sticks and proceeds to go to town on the mannequin.*

He has it comin
He has it comin
He has only himself to blame 
When you get there 
You'll see it

By the end he will be laid up and lame.

*She breaks every joint in the limbs and concusses the spine to the point that under the clothing on the mannequin comes only the sounds of shattered plaster as the form refuses to stand properly. Once satisfied she moves along to the next mannequin in line.*

Another newbie to the fed Gimmick Jones.
A man who doesn't know what he wants to be except for Riddick's lap dog.
You know they have another word lap dog, Jones ... BITCH.

*Keeping up with the them she digs in her bag while singing and this time pulls out the barbed wire bat.*

He has it comin
He has it comin
Wasting the fan's precious time
So I'll bruise him,
and abuse him but the 
waiver says it's not a crime

*The first shot from the bat to the mannequin is between the legs. Then she hits it with a barrage of blows to the sides, stomach, and head. She then sholders the bat and head over to the next mannequin in line.*

And his partner or is it his top Riddick 'the Critic' Crooke.
Well it's fitting his name is Crooke nothing about him is original.
I guess I'll have to give his plastic surgeon a reason to do an overhaul.

*She sends the bat crashing into the mannequin's face.*

When you get there 
You'll see it

Crooke is not gonna look the same.

*She practically destroy's the head and crotch of the mannequin. She give a deep breath before moving to the next mannequin in the row.*

Ozias Breccan, The Big O.
Don't you mean the big oh no. 
Because honestly that's what the fans are saying when you try to rap.

*She pulls out her branding iron and starts attacking it focusing on the knees and lower back*

He has it comin
He has it comin
He as only himself to blame
When you you get there
You'll see it

Breccan will have to crawl to fame.

*Once she is happy with the amount of damage she's done she lights the end of the branding iron and tags the shoulder of the mannequin before moving on with the weapon still in hand.*

Scotty Grayse and Helen they are kind of a package deal.
No biggie, Helen meet Skald. *She indicates the branding iron.*
Scotty you can say good but not sweet dream.

They have it comin
They have it comin
They've had it coming all along
I'll make you finch
I'll make you squeamish
But I'll have done nothing wrong.

*She attacks the Scotty mannequin making sure to disarm it first primarily by breaking both arms. Once she's made her point with that one she sets down the branding iron and moves on.*

Next up we have Twist 
A man of few words he prefers action
He looks like all the other redneck assholes who think women don't belong in the ring

*She rummages in the bag and pulls out pair of nekote (ninja cat claws).*

He has it comin
He has it comin
He as only himself to blame
When you you get there
You'll see it

After this Twist will find it hard to aim.

*She proceeds to shred into the mannequin. This one rather than being plaster like the others is dense foam with a pvc skeleton so the claws really rip and tear into it. She drops the spikes and moves to the next mannequin.*

Luchadors are such an artistic bunch.
I kind of like DraonFly he sort of reminds me of my ex husband.
Then again my ex also underestimated me.

*She pulls the kama from her bag*

He has it comin
He has it comin
He as only himself to blame
When you you get there
You'll see it

DragonFly will find his wings clipped and maimed. 

*She uses the kama to cut deep gouges into the mannequin and slice off bits of it's costume. Though she does leave the mask alone. She moves to the final mannequin in the line.*

Finally we have the last minute entry Crazy Jenna.
Nuttier than squirrel shit and probably higher than a Georgia pine.
Well she might wanna be a momma to the belt but I'm going CPS on her ass.

She has it comin
She has it comin
She has only herself to blame
When you get there
You'll see it

I'm saving the belt from this crazy dame.

*She practically scalps the Jenna mannequin with the kama, and gouges it several times before discarding the weapon and utterly destroying the thing with a few well placed kicks. She then turns back to the camera and finishes the song.*

They have it comin
They have it comin
They've only themselves to blame
When you get there 
You'll see it

Nothing's going to be the same

*She gives a bow as it fades out on the line of destroyed maniquins on the football field.*

[fade to Hex's logo and then to WWX logo before cut to black]

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