Cockroach Hotel

Roleplay Roleplay by JUSTICE JOHNSTON
On Fri, Jul28, 2017 4:04pm America/Phoenix
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Cockroach Hotel
                      [THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY]

                                       - THE BLADE CLUB -

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[The scene opens with a downward shot of the concrete floor. The exact location? Don't worry about it jamokes. Let's just say it's somewhere inside the Madison Square Garden Arena, The reason the camera is positioned where it is becomes immediately apparent when a small dark spot comes scurrying across the floor in full view of the camera. A reasonable adjustment zooms us in on the subject in question. A roach. It's tiny antennae flitting around as it sits there, almost as if it owned the room all to itself. However, it was about to get a very rude awakening as a dark shadow moves over it, then suddenly a black combat boot comes crashing down on top of it with a crisp, wet crunch. It's a few seconds before the boot lifts and thankfully, so does the camera, revealing the owner of the boot to be none other than the Blade Club Juggernaut of devastation Justice Johnston. He stares down at the carcass on the floor, holding back the urge to smile at the sight of it.]


-JUSTICE JOHNSTON-
I feel like this is where we should be making some clever pun joke about 420 stepping on roaches.

-E-Z-
Uh, yeah... those stoners Glazebrook and Tinordi smoke roaches. Not step on them.

-JUSTICE JOHNSTON-
Well that doesn't make any sense why would you smoke a cockroach? I don't get it..

-E-Z-
Oy-vey... Don't worry about it ya big Amoretz. We both need to focus on this Hell in a Cell match.

-JUSTICE JOHNSTON-
I have a secret weapon! A weapon of mass destruction. Should we let the smarks know whoo it is?

-E-Z-
It's not a secret if you tell the whole world about your Ongepotchket you Prostak Oysshteler Pisher.

-JUSTICE JOHNSTON-
You know that I can't understand that Yiddish gibberish.. speak English AnJEW Dice Clay..


[Ezra Zion releases an agitated sigh and turns to the camera with an unpleasant look of annoyance.]


-E-Z-
Wwx Fury. LIVE! From the worlds most famous arena, Madison Square Garden. The Blade Club makes history, once again, by not just beating TWO of the very best singles competitors in the history of this company but also brutalizing the second best tag team in the business today. This is the chance that we have been chomping at the bit for here, the opportunity of a lifetime. We will enter the most brutal, unforgiving structure in the history of this profession of "sports entertainment." 


[The juggernaut interrupts.]


-JUSTICE JOHNSTON-
...And We will grind their face flesh against hells cell as if it were a cheese grater. This is the time for the Blade Club shines the brightest.. under the big lights of New York City. Lipton and McAllister wanted all eyes back on the new self proclaimed saviors of the tag team division. Well, you know what "they" say.. Be careful what you ask for because now you're gonna get got!


[That confident look returns to his features. The natural arrogance in the way he looked at people, the way he looked DOWN at people. It was enough to make anyone want to slug him in the face.]

-E-Z- Oh and Fill? Mister Bulgarian Nightmare. Your  path is down there, down in the dirt with the insects. Because try as you might, you are destined to fail. Destined to fall short. These morons may cheer you on and pledge your support but it doesn't change a damn thing. You are a nuisance. An imbecile. The pest under the shadow of the Blade Club boot. And the worst part of it all...unfortunately for Fill AND The Rexcellent Teabaggers? [he smirks again] They're not smart enough to even realize it yet. The roach motel is set up so come take the bait boys and try to enjoy your stay sharing OUR Spotlight because much like the minute man Fill they will not last long.
Times up on your 15 minutes of fame. It's our time now, the Clubs time to claim our rightful spot as THEE top guys.. as the made men of wrestling and we are not asking for permission either.

- JUSTICE JOHNSTON -
LIPTON! MCALLISTER! YOU TWO BOYS BEST PACK A LUNCH CUZ YER IN FER A LONG NIGHT OF AGONIZING PAIN!


[Both men begin laughing as the duo turns and walks out of the shot without a second thought. The camera can still hear the laughter as it slowly pans downwards, giving us the sight of the poor cockroach, a squished pile of remains on the dull floor. The scene gradually fades to black from there.]


                  [THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY]
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                                      - THE BLADE CLUB -

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