Cover this hurt with a show of gladness

Roleplay Roleplay by GARY TINORDI
On Fri, Jun09, 2017 6:31pm America/Phoenix
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Cover this hurt with a show of gladness
(Scene opens in a hotel suite, overlooking downtown New Orleans.  Windows as far as the wall will allow wrap around the corner of this room which looks at the nightlife of the city from high above.  There is a huge black leather couch that wraps around most of the room with a sliding glass door leading out to the balcony.  Tinordi and Glazebrook are on the balcony, shouting down to some people on the street and motioning for them to lift their shirts up.  They cheer, then throw a few sets of beads off the balcony into the large group of people gathered around.  Glazebrook is wearing a pair of blue jeans, with a white Korn T shirt and a pair of Oakleys.  Tinordi is wearing a pair of black lacrosse shorts, a red Washington Capitals T shirt, a tan floppy hat and a pair of black John Lennon style sunglasses.)

Tinordi - Whaddup, Cameraman? 

Glazebrook - Hey, how's it going? 

Cameraman - Hey guys. 

Tinordi - So,  I don't know about you,  Tons of Fun, but I am pretty pumped about this WWX Outrage coming up.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude.  Getting ready to head down to New Orleans.  You talk about a city that knows what time it is.

Tinordi - Damn right.  We've had some good times in Nawlins.  

(Glazebrook laughs, then there is a pause as the guys reminisce for a couple beats before shaking their heads out of it and composing themselves before the camera.  The two walk back inside and take a seat on opposite ends of the large couch, right in front of a small coffee table with a large glass bong on it.)

Tinordi - Sorry... So, as we were saying... this weekend is Outrage...

Glazebrook - This is an outrage!

Tinordi - I agree.  And because of that, we are throwing down the gauntlet!

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... I loved that game!

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... Way before its time with the whole adventure type game with the warrior and wizard and bow and arrow dude and the healer mix.

Glazebrook - Definitely.

Tinordi - But, unfortunately for the Champs and the Clowns, this Gauntlet will not be played on a video game console.  This Gauntlet will be inside the confines of the Louisiana Superdome... or is it still called that anymore?

Glazebrook - Dude... don't tell me that they sold out like every other stadium and went to the insignia dot com dome or something.

Tinordi -  No way, dude.  IF they did sell out, they would probably have a kick ass sponsor.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... they have a good relationship with all the liquor companies from Mardi Gras.  It would probably be like the Bacardi Dome or something.

Tinordi - Oooh... good call.  Hand Grenades and Hurricanes, baby.  They flow on Bourbon Street like water.

Glazebrook - That they do, my friend.  You know what is also going to be flowing rampantly on Sunday night at Outrage?  Clown make-up and bruised egos.

Tinordi - You can say that again, Glaze.  

Glazebrook - You know what is also going to be flowing rampantly on Sunday night at Outrage?

Tinordi - I didn't mean that literally, buddy.

Glazebrook - My bad.

Tinordi - So, we have the chumps, the soon to be ex-title holders... the Lipton/McAllister connection or whatever holding on for dear life to those tag team belts.  

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... allow us to Rextify that situation for you.

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... we're gonna stick our feet so far up your Rextums, that the sweat from our knees will quench your thirst!

Glazebrook - And then there are those other clowns that we're facing.  At least they know it and dress the part.

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... like Happy, happy, joy, joy or something?  They may walk into the ring all, "Pop goes the Weasel," but come this weekend at Outrage, it'll be more like, "Tears of a Clown."

Glazebrook - When there's no one around.

Tinordi - See, what these guys fail to realize is that they are dealing with 2 able bodied specimens, hand crafted by God himself and handed down to this Earth to wreak havoc on anybody and everybody who stands in our way.  

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... we've been in this business a long time and have had our share of crazy whack funky matches like this one.  We know what to expect and we know how we will react.  It's not a matter of "Do we have what it takes to win?"  It's a matter of "How long it will take us to win?"

Tinordi - And the answer to that question really depends on when we get tired of throwing your sorry asses around the ring like 4 rag dolls.  So, buckle up, buckaroos.  Because you guys are in for one hell of a ride.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... just think... one day, you will be able to tell your grandchildren that you once shared the ring with the 2 greatest legends in professional wrestling history in 420.

Tinordi - But my guess is that you will leave out the part that you all got treated like a roach, and smoked!!!!

(Glazebrook takes a hit from the bong and exhales the smoke directly into the camera until it engulfs the entire shot before fading to black.)

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