Gimmick Jones left out entrance at Ravage

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On Wed, Aug08, 2018 2:53am America/Phoenix
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Gimmick Jones left out entrance at Ravage
[The arena lights dim to a blue hue that washes over the crowd surrounding the ring as a Hardcore rap beat hits and out rides Gimmick Jones wearing cream colored dress slacks with a polo shirt on top while riding down the ramp in a golf cart! A black leather bowling ball bag rests in the back carrier area along with a set of golf clubs and other random miscellaneous items.]

“Look, I just flipped the switch” (flipped, flipped)

(Gimmick Jones sets up a ball on a wooden tee and pulls out a driver to give a few practice swings before launching the ball into the cheap seats of the crowd, then watches as it strikes a security guard in the back of the head.)

“I don't know nobody else that's doin' this”
“Bodies start to drop, ayy, hit the floor”
“Now they wanna know me since I hit the top, ayy”

(Gimmick Jones climbs back into the golf cart with the Hardcore championship worn around the waist and picks up spend as he hugs a tight corner around the ring.)

“This a Rollie, not a stopwatch, ish don't ever stop”

“This the flow that got the block hot, ish got super hot”


(Gimmick Jones purposely wrecked the vehicle into the announcer booth then swiftly slid into the ring under the bottom ropes..)

“Give me my respect, give me my respect”
“I just took it left like I'm ambidex”
“Bytch, I move through London with the eurostep”
“Got a sneaker deal and I ain't break a sweat”

“Catch me 'cause I'm goin' outta there, I'm gone”
“How I go from 6 to 23 like I'm LeBron?”
“Servin' up a pack, servin' up a pack”
“Ya’ll pullin' gimmicks 'cause they scared to rap, ayy”
“Funny how they shook, ayy, got these p#$$ies shook”
“Pullin' back the curtain by myself, take a look, ayy”

(Gimmick Jones unzipped the black leather bowling bag and removes a white bowling ball with the Canadian Maple Leaf embedded in real 24 karat solid gold.)

“I'm a bar spitter, I'm a hard hitter”
“Yeah I'm light skinned, but I'm still a dark sinner”
“I'm a wig splitter, I'm a tall figure”
“I'm a unforgivin' wild-ass dog wigga”
“Somethin' wrong with 'em, got 'em all bitter”
I'm a bill printer, I'm a grave digger”

“Yeah, I am what I am”
“I don't have no time for no misunderstandings again”

“I get 2 million a pop and that's standard for me”
“Like I went blind dog, you gotta hand it to me”
(Gotta gimme that ish, dog)
“Prayed, then I prayed again” (Amen, Lord)
“Had a moment but it came and went”
(They don't love you no more)

(Gimmick Jones begins to unload random weapons inside the ring.)

“You don't wanna play with him” (nah, nah, nah)
“They'll be mournin' you like 8AM” (R.I.P)

“Pinky ring 'til I get a wedding ring” (woah, yeah)
“Love my brothers, cut 'em in on anything” (big slice)

“And you know it's King Slime Drizzy damn”
“She just said I'm bae, I hit the thizzle dance” (Mac Dre ish)

“Either hand is the upper hand” (oh yeah, ish)
“Got a Bubba on my other hand” (oh yeah, ish, yeah)

“This ish ain't no hundred bands” (nah, nah, nah, nah)
“Palace look like Buckingham”

“Bills so big I call 'em Williams, for real”
“Reasons to go crazy, got a trillion for real”
“They been tryin' me but I'm resilient for real”
“I can't go in public like civilian for real”

“And I hardly take offense”
“Money for revenge, man, that's hardly an expense”
“Cuz WWX checks off of all of my events”
“I like all the profit, man, I hardly do percents” (I don't do that ish)
“A big part of me resents”
“Others that I knew from when I started in this ish”
“They see what I got and man it's hard to be content”
“Funk what they got goin' on, I gotta represent!”

(Gimmick Jones finds a hockey stick and draws back to swing)

“This a Rollie, not a stopwatch, ish don't ever stop”

“This the flow that got the block hot, ish just got super hot”

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