On Thu, May03, 2018 2:33pm America/Phoenix
[Gimmick Jones stands in front of old glory, the stars and stripes of the American flag, waving in the wind on the backdrop green screen while giving a military salute in camouflage Army fatigues. The American flag flips upside down on the green screen, a sign of distress as it suddenly bursts into digital flames. Foot steps are heard as Jones approaches a microphone stand on the middle of a stage.) Nepotism. (The camera pulls back slightly to reveal an open dictionary.) The practice among those with power or influence of favoring relatives or friends, especially by giving them jobs. Synonyms. Favoritism, preferential treatment, the old boy network, looking after one's own, bias, partiality, partisanship. Translation? Your mommy and daddy pulled favor to get you a job here. Well isn't that.. special. You are barely qualified to fetch the real talent coffee, let alone compete with us. Your wrestling profile has such gems as "Ten-Hut" the "Star Spangled Banner" and last but not least, the deadly submission called "Obstacle Course." Seriously? That's lame. A pathetic, no talent scrub like you even held the Conquest Championship and let's be real here. You didn't win due to skill. You don't belong in my sport or in my ring. You are an entitled Army brat who doesn't deserve to be here, period. Prove me wrong, Grunt Boy.