''JUST WIN BABY!

Roleplay Roleplay by JUSTICE JOHNSTON
On Thu, Jul20, 2017 9:14am America/Phoenix
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''JUST WIN BABY!
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[Due to “time constraints” and a lazy gm the following footage was edited out of last weeks Ravage.]


The camera cuts to the backstage area where a hand is shown knocking on a door labeled “420.” Smoke seeps out through the cracks and crevices of the door as it opens up to reveal one rather red eyed Gary Tinordi .He glances down to see two very large food baskets, each filled with Slim Jim beef jerky, a big supersized bag of Funions chips, one large bucket of Ben and Jerry’s “satisfy my bowl” ice cream, a twelve pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a $50 gift card to AM/PM .On the gift basket, the name tag reads. “To: 420. Consider this gift basket as a gesture of good will. P.s. More where that came from, too.” From: “Your friends, The Blade Club.” ]
 
Gary Tinordi: Dude, you gotta come see this..
 
[The door opens further bringing Matt Glazebrook into the shot as his red slanted eyes grow to normal size at the sight of the bribe, I mean gift..]
 
Matt Glazebrook: It looks like the recruitment has officially begun.. Oh is that Ben and Jerry’s ice cream?
 
Gary Tinordi: Sure is..
 
Matt Glazebrook: Well it is going to take more than a cheap basket of junk food to buy us off. I mean who do these.. wait Is that a fifty dollar gift card that I see? Man! These guys are not playing fair.. 
 
 
Gary Tinordi: We were never ones to turn down free food..
 
 
[Gary Tinordi and Matt Glazebrook look at each other with a shrug before grabbing the gift baskets and returning to their room, slamming the door shut behind them as the cameras cut back to the announce booth.]


(-STATIC FLASH-)

[As the cameras come back from the sponsor paid commercial break, we cut to the main stage where a line of female burlesque dancers dressed in business suits with red power ties and orange Donald Trump style wigs are shown tweeting on a social media device. Iron Ox Knox is on the drum set, masked luchadora Amazing Grace strapped with an electric guitar and Astonishing Ashton walking up to the mic stand wearing a red and white “Make America Astonishing Again” ball cap to a loud mixed reaction.]
 
 
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here to perform the rock remake of the number one hit by Boy George and the Culture Clash, “Do you really want to hurt me” …This is Astonishing Ashton and the Trumpettes!
 
 
“You heard right wrestling fans! We are about to witness the musical debut of the newest rock n’ roll sensation, former World Champion… Astonishing Ashton!”
 
“…and don’t forgot about The Trumpettes..”
 
“It looks like we already have protestors ready to riot!”
“Damn, they are quick!”

 
[Security struggle to keep the fans from flooding the stage as Astonishing Ashton speaks into the mic.]
 
A$t0ni$hing A$hton: “HELLO WHATEVER CITY THIS IS! HOW ARE WE FEELING TONI---“
 
[Astonishing Ashton eats a boot to the face out of nowhere by Justice Johnston. Iron Ox Know stands up from the stool he was seated on and face plants into the symbols with the Blade Cutter from Blayde Archer! Amazing Grace turns to see what the commotion is about and has the guitar she is holding kicked back into her stomach then jerked away by Ezra Zion who then proceeds to swing it like a baseball bat at full force into her chest sending the masked female crowd surfing unceremoniously and unconsciously into the fans on hand. The Trumpettes flee for safety as the Blade Club destroy the set.] 
 
 
“The Hebrew Hitman just knocked that women out and into the crowd!”
 
“The misogynist protestors are not going to like that.. ”
 
 
[Blayde archer points off the stage. Zion and Johnston give each other a knowing nod. Both men climb down the ten foot drop off the side of the stage and find a pair of wooden tables, stacking one on top of the other. Justice Johnston reveals a red plastic gas container and splashes the flammable liquid soaking the wood as Ezra Zion flicks open a zippo and sparks the flame, throwing it onto the now roaring fire.]
 
 
“This is going too far! Somebody get out here and stop this!” 
“Hey what can you say? Obviously a bad song choice..”
“How can you even joke about that? The Blade Club are trying to end this mans career!”
“..Too late..”
 
 
[Blayde Archer locks Astonishing Ashton into a side under-hook chancery and dives through the two double stacked flaming tables with the Blade Cutter!]
 
 
“We need a stretcher out here, now!”
“This doesn’t look good, Ashton isn’t moving..”
 
 
[Justice Johnston and Ezra Zion pull Blayde Archer out from under the broken wood rubble of flames now being extinguished by medical personnel rush onto the scene.]
 
 
[The camera cuts back to the stunned announcers booth.]


(-STATIC FLASH-)


                     -THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY-
                                      -THE BLADE CLUB-

[Scene opens in front of a large, simple black and white Blade Club banner that consumes the backdrop with Ezra Zion, Justice Johnston and Blayde Archer standing in front of it all.]


-BLADE-
The thing about plans, Devine. Is that they don’t always go your way. Week in and week out, show after show, we have beaten and battered everyone put in front of us. None of us in the Blade Club have yet to have our shoulders pinned and taste defeat. One on one, two on two, three on three. It doesn’t matter because we always get the job done. Sure you picked up a couple wins over a very quiet Kurtis Ray but what have you REALLY done here lately of any major significance? You are finally getting that big PUSH aren’t you Jakey boy? But when push comes go shove, nobody has done more in as short of a time as the Blade Club. We have taken on any and all competitors and turned them into victims. It is almost a shame that we have to be the ones who will have to put you back in your place and remind you along with every corporate puppet, every fan boy smart mark, every member of the locker room that nobody can hang with the Club. Our body of work speaks for itself and unlike some who obviously do, we never have nor will we ever pucker up to management. We are money. We are ratings. That is why the Ravage GM booked the greatest trio In WWX history in the main event even if he cant stand our success and how much better we are than he ever could dream of being in every conceivable way. From in the ring to on the mic to selling out arenas and merch around the world.. 

 -JUMBO-
DEVINE! YOU LITTLE TOAD! DID YOU HAVE THE NERVE, THE AUDACITY TO CALL A MAN WHO HAS WON SEVERAL STRONGMAN CONTESTS AROUND THE WORLD, A MAN WHO COULD SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG AS …THE WEAK POINT?!! YOU ARE A FOOL TO UNDERESTIMATE ME AND BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT YOUR WORDS WHEN I STICK YOU INTO THE CANVAS AND STAND OVER YOUR PATHETIC CORPSE! I WILL ENJOY PROVING YOU WRONG BY DOING WHAT WE HAVE DONE TO EVERYONE WHO HAS CROSSED OUR WARPATH! ON RAVAGE YOU WILL GET A REFRESHER COURSE IN BRUTALITY, COURTESTY OF ONE PISSED OFF THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE POUND JUGGERNAUT OF DESTRUCTION!!

-E-Z-
Shalom. Jake Devine is it? Suppose the fans didn’t buy in to the Idol moniker and now here you are selling the Devine brand.  Personally? we could not care less about the names or what you call yourself  because far as we are concerned, your name is mud. Everyone is Bupkes and a Shlock when compared to the Club..  That is what makes us so dangerous. You have some Chutzpah poking the beast like a Maven and dismissing myself so easily. “Easy as pie” Time will tell if that is courage on your part, or simply stupidity. The smart money is on the ladder of the two BECAUSE the truth of the matter goy, is that we are all blessed with god given abilities and have our own unique skills and traits that each of us bring to the proverbial table which makes us practically unbeatable as a unit.


-BLADE-
We are where the money is and people like Maxfield Stanton just cannot stand that fact. That is a side affect of unearned egos who have less talent in their entire body than anyone one of us have in our pinky finger. Who pander for high praise without having the skill and talent to earn it. Leaches like that are bottom feeders and don’t deserve to even be mentioned in the same breathe as us but Jake Devine, you are far from a bottom feeder. Currently you are the second ranked challenger to the world title, which means you have a large target on your back and the Blade Club? We are master marksmen that can hit the red bulls eye every. Single. Time... so the smartest thing you could do is stay out of our cross hairs but you will not have that luxury this week.  We heard what you had to say and everyone can clearly see how you are over looking and underestimating us. Almost dismissive. That is a mistake that you will be punished for once that bell sounds. Devine thinks he has all the answers and it is up to us to show him just how WRONG he is about every ugly word that came out of his mouth towards the Club. On more than one occasion, I have beat some of the best and brightest this company has to offer on MY OWN without help from anyone. Don’t believe me? Just ask RAYNE! Oh that’s right, he isn’t around anymore and you have ME to thank for that! Unpredictability is the one thing you cannot plan for Jake and you will pay for your ignorance in the form of humiliating defeat at the hands of the best thing going today. This is the big leagues alright and we are in a league all our own. You might hit hard but we hit harder and when you step up to the plate against our team? You will swing and miss just like the rest heading back to the dugout with a strikeout on your resume. Thanks to the Club. On Ravage we do what we always do.  What Al Davis made famous. “Just win Baby!”



                      -THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY-
                                      -THE BLADE CLUB- 

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