Losing my religion

Roleplay Roleplay by GARY TINORDI
On Fri, Jul28, 2017 6:11pm America/Phoenix
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Losing my religion
(Scene opens on the screened-in porch at the 420 residence.  There is a large, circular, wooden picnic table with the wraparound bench towards the right side of the porch next to the sliding glass door leading into the house.  To the left side of the porch sits a couple of speakers, a large kegerator with 2 taps, and a few nice, leather lounge chairs.  Tinordi and Glazebrook are seen talking to a man, wearing khaki shorts and an oversized Hawaiian shirt.  He has brown skin and black, curly hair.  I think he’s probably Samoan.  Tinordi is wearing a pair of black track pants, a red Lagunitas shirt, and a grey floppy hat.  Glazebrook is wearing a pair of red lacrosse shorts and a plain grey t shirt.)



Tinordi – Hey, Cameraman!

Cameraman – Hey guys!

Glazebrook – Cameraman, this is our attorney.  Attorney, this is our Cameraman.

Attorney – Hey.  My card...

Tinordi – (shaking hands with the Attorney) Well, thanks for the legal advice, dude.  We’ll see you soon.

Glazebrook – (Shaking Attorney’s hand) Yeah, dude… thanks again.  A pleasure, as always.



(The Attorney walks out of the frame.)



Cameraman – So, what do you need an attorney for?  You guys in some sort of trouble?

Glazebrook – What?  No.  We just get legal advice from time to time.

Tinordi – Yeah, dude… don’t worry about him.  You worry about you.

Glazebrook - ... and if I were you I would be worrying about Tom Black and the Bishop.

Tinordi - Bishop jumps rook!

Glazebrook - Uh... I think so.

Tinordi - Dude... haven't you ever played chess?

Glazebrook - Not really... I don't do things that suck.

Tinordi - Dude... chess is pretty cool... but you do have to understand it.  I guess growing up in the south makes that difficult for you.

Glazebrook - I understand my foot is about to be up your ass in a minute....

Tinordi - Wow... I understand someone has a bad attitude.

Glazebrook - Well, that's understandable.

Tinordi - Understood.

Glazebrook - So, it seems that the good Bishop feels slighted about something and of course, he takes to the WWX airwaves to cry about whatever great injustice that just happened.  I don't know what happened and I really don't care to be honest.  But he just keeps on rambling...

Tinordi - (sings) Ramble on!

Glazebrook - No... I don't want him to keep on rambling.

Tinordi - Dude... you gotta take it easy on him, man.  I mean, he is losing his faith in God.

Glazebrook - (sings) That's me in the corner... that's me in the spot - light

Tinordi - Exactly.  You see, Bishop, God has a plan.  And like, everything happens for a reason or something.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude.  Like, this Sunday at Fury.  The reason you are going to get your ass kicked is because you are facing the 2 greatest specimens of athletic prowess that the world has ever seen.  And there is just nothing you or your buddy Black Tom can do about it.

Tinordi - Yeah, dude.  It's time for us to smack this Bishop.

Glazebrook - Like that Prodigy song?

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... That video kicked ass.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude.  So, like, the reason you are going to get smoked is because you are going to get treated like a roach.

Tinordi - And the reason you are getting treated like a roach is because that's what happens when you step in the ring with 420.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... 



(The scene fades to black.)

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