People talking without speaking...

Roleplay Roleplay by GARY TINORDI
On Mon, Apr23, 2018 9:07pm America/Phoenix
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People talking without speaking...
(Scene opens in the film room of the 420 residence.  There is a large white screen which takes up an entire wall.  In the middle of this screen is a small window (about the size of a large screen TV, 75 inches or so) with footage of of the tag team championship match between Darkness and Syndicate and Willie Steen and Kurtis Ray.  The camera pans around the room to show about 20 theatre style seats in the back of the room.  There are a couple of chalkboards against the side wall with various writing on them.   In front of these seats are two huge black leather massaging recliners with a small wooden coffee table in between them.  A couple bottles of Dogfish 60 are on the table, along with an ashtray and a large glass bong.  Tinordi and Glazebrook are laid back in a recliner, watching the screen.  Tinordi is wearing a pair of black lacrosse shorts, a grey Virginia Tech T shirt, and a tan floppy hat.  Glazebrook is sporting a pair of khaki cargo shorts and a black Beatles T shirt.  Glazebrook looks up and notices the camera as Tinordi is speaking and using the mouse as a cursor on the big screen.)

Tinordi - So, right before he starts this move, he lifts his right leg, here.  So, for that brief second, he's got all his weight on his left leg...

Glazebrook  Whaddup, Cameraman?

Tinordi  (Turns and notices the camera) Oh, hey, how's it going?

(Tinordi stands up and steps back from the computer.)

Cameraman  Hey guys.  Doing a little homework, I see.

Tinordi  Ah, just routine match preparation, my friend.  (To Glazebrook)  But you see what I'm saying, though, right?

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... I got ya.

Tinordi - So, Armada is coming up... where is it again this year?

Cameraman - Vancouver.

Glazebrook - No way, eh?

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... we get to rock the hoose north of the border.

Glazebrook - Who are those dudes we're up against?

Tinordi - A couple of hosers.

Cameraman - Darkness and Syndicate.

Tinordi - Oh yeah... I remember those guys.  And this is for the belts, right?

Glazebrook - Yes, sir-e-bob!  I see gold in them hills.

Tinordi - Interesting way of putting it, but yes... I think it is about time 420 got back our straps.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude.. my pants are falling down a little, I could use something to hold them up.

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... and I got a tie that goes great with them.

Glazebrook - Wait, who is it we're up against again?

Tinordi - Like, Syndicate and... uh... Darkness?

Glazebrook - (singing)  Hello Darkness, my old friend.  I've come to talk with you again.

Tinordi - Yeah, dude.  And isn't Syndicate that dude with all the static all the time?  Like, when I first saw him on shows back in the day, I thought my TV was acting up because of all the static that came on the screen.  Then, like when his music hits before and match and stuff... it's like, Ahh... dude, my ears.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... maybe he should get Cameraman to edit his stuff.

Tinordi - No way, dude... he can get his own cameraman to do that.  Why you trying to |BLEEP| out our boy?

Glazebrook - Well, yeah, not our Cameraman, but like some other cameraman.  Nah, dude... but like, you got any friends, like looking for a job?  They should hit him up, you know?

Tinordi - So, Syndicate and Darkness...

Glazebrook - (singing) Darkness!  Imprisoning me, all that I see absolute horror!

Tinordi - Yeah, dude... so, these guys want to get into the ring with the greatest duo of all time?  Two great singles wrestlers in their own right, but when they join forces to tag up, their sums are less than their parts, you know what I'm saying?

Glazebrook - Uh... not really... If I wanted to do math, I would go back to school.

Tinordi - Nah, like... you know how we are two of the greatest wrestlers in the world, but then, when we like, join together, we form the greatest Tag Team in the history of Sports Entertainment?

Glazebrook - Well, yeah?  So what?

Tinordi - Umm... I don't know, really?  I guess I just wanted to say that we rock.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... why didn't you just say that?

Tinordi - Uh... I don't know.  I should have just said that Syndicate and the Darkness...

Glazebrook - (singing) I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to rhythm of my heart.

Tinordi - Uhh... what?  The word darkness isn't in that song?

Glazebrook - Yeah... but who sang that song.

Tinordi - Uh... I don't... oh yeah!  The Darkness!

Glazebrook - Exact-a-mundo!

Tinordi - Oh yeah...

Glazebrook - But at Armada, those two guys gotta look on the other side of that ring and they won't be able to help but be in awe by the pure athleticism that stands across from them.  And when that bell rings, the clinic of textbook tag team wrestling that you are about to witness is just amazingly enviable.  We're about to show everyone in Canada what time it is... and that when you step in the ring with 420, we're gonna treat you like a roach and smoke ya...

(The camera pans to the screen with the paused footage of Darkness and Syndicate's last match before fading to black.)

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