RHIENHARDT AWARDS 2011
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Bonn: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, is the FINALS of the 2011 WWX King of the Deathmatches!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!”
Bonn: “And it will be contested in a 30 Minute Iron Man Classic Japanese Deathmatch! Here are the rules. Once all four competitors have entered the ring and the bell rings, the clock will be set for thirty minutes. The four men must wrestle for the entire time period. At 25 minutes, a TIMEBOMB will go off and the entire ring will be EXPLODED!”
***DING DING DING***
As soon as the bell rings, the men pair up – Shard with Steven PS and Erik Killings with Scott Andrews. Shard and Killings both shove their opponents into the light tubes and barbed wire ropes immediately!
“OOOOOOOOOOH!”
Hart: “This thing breaking down VERY quickly!”
Killings grabs a tube and pulls it off the ropes and breaks it over Andrew’s head! Shard whips Steven PS to the other side and he runs right into more light tubes and barbed wire!
Lane: “How are we gonna call this?!”
Andrews fights back with punches and Killings delivers a STIFF right hand to the jaw, knocking him back a few steps!
Shard unleashes a fury of right hands to Steven PS which knocks him down to one knee. Shard pulls back and charges with a huge big boot right through his face and light tubes and barbed wire behind him!
Killings has Andrews in a gorilla press and he throws him over the ropes to the floor!!
Hart: “This is insanity!”
Though there are no turnbuckles, the 335 pounds climbs the barbed wire ropes and stands on the metal ring and the ring post!
Hart: “OH MY GOD KILLINGS IS ON THE TOP ROPE!”
KILLINGS HITS A SPLASH ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR ON SCOTT ANDREWS!
ONE…
TWO…
THR – NO! Shard kicks out!
(21:25)
SA 0 EK 0
S 0 SPS 0
Hart: “As the clock ticks down, we’re almost a third of the way into this match and nobody has made scored a fall yet!”
Shard gets to his feet and grabs SPS by the head, but SPS uppercuts him. Suplex onto the concrete! Scott Andrews takes the saw bat and NAILS KILLINGS OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”
COVER!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!
Hart: “Oh my god we have the first fall!”
Bonn: “Scott Andrews has just scored one fall!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!”
(20:40)
SA 1 EK 0
S 0 SPS 0
Hart: “This is unBELIEVABLE!”
All four men are laid out for a while, and SPS THROWS HIS HAND OVER SCOTT ANDREWS FOR A COVER!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
Bonn: “Steven PS has scored his first fall! Everybody is tied at one fall a piece!”
Hart: “Everyone has one fall! We’re back to square one!”
Lane: “This is amazing!”
(12:50)
SA 1 EK 1
S 1 SPS 1
Hart: “Who won?!”
Lane: “We have a tie!”
Bonn: “Ladies and gentlemen, the time period has expired. However, Scott Andrews and Steven PS are tied for the lead at two falls a piece. Therefore, this match, WILL CONTINUE, UNDER SUDDEN DEATH RULES!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!”
Scott Andrews is on his knees, looking at Bonn in shock.
Bonn: “The first man to score a pinfall or submission will be declared THE WINNER!”
***DING DING DING***
Andrews is climbing the scaffolding! He gets to the top and looks into the crowd! Every soul in the building is on their feet. He takes a deep breath, screams AND JUMPS OFF THE TEN FOOT SCAFFOLD, HITTING A SENTON THROUGH THE TUBES, THE GLASS, SPS, AND THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”
HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
“ONE!”
“TWO!”
“THREE!!!!!!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!”
***DING DING DING***
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!”
Bonn: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE 2011 WWX KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES, “THE HARDCORE KID” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ANDREWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!”
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[Falcon hefts Capone up and delivers the Talon.
Falcon covers hooking the left leg.
1…2… Capone tries to kickout 3…]
***ding, ding, ding***
Bonn: Here is your winner and WWX Unified Champion… FALCON!!!!
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TAYLOR: "Since I left, everything has changed. I guess I need to see if I can still do what I used to be able to... I want to see if I can still fight against those standing in the way of my dreams. Sanders, The Firm, BiPolar..."
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Kevin Capon:
Kevin smirked momentarily before becoming serious again.
“I WILL keep fighting and I WILL get to the top…WWX is mine,” he said to himself.
Capone picked up the strap of his duffel bag and slung it on his shoulders, hobbling out of the locker room…
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"If you're sick like me, there's no stopping now!
Try to break it up, and just let it out!
If I were sick like you, I would feed the fire!
I would light it up, and watch it all drop down!"
[The music fades, and DGS is handed a microphone. He returns the Unified belt to his shoulder and goes right to the edge of the stage, gazing out over the rolling seas of WWX fans as they cheer and roar, both for him and his catchy new entrance music.]
DGS: WASSUP, VANCOUVER?!
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Brian: Good answers. Every one of you I kept here because you were able to teach not form, not opponents, and not fixed moves. You taught TKD my way. You taught it to keep your students alive out there. Be it full contact, be it ultimate fighting, be it even wrestling. Doesn't matter. If they fail, you have failed, and I have failed by proxy. I'm doing something very important tommorow at Outrage. I'm verifying everything I learned and everything I passed onto you. I say what I'm about to say with no light weight or lack of thought. If I do not come home with the International Title, then I am not worthy to call myself your teacher. I will leave this center in other hands, and not shame your reputations by continuing either my teaching or wrestling.
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Echo: It just got to me, it was weird but I am ok now. But it is time to settle this thing with them two and the tag match at Outrage that we have, well, Jesse and I have decided to make this an epic match. This match is going to show that Mayhem is not just a show for the rookies and the newbies, it’s a show where the best that the WWX has to offer ply their trade and show their skills for you.
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Nate Rodgers: BUT... that brings me back to the man in question, David GS. Davey, if you need to hold on to that shred of an idea that I had something to do with what happened to your wife to get you pumped up for this match. If the match itself isn't enough to get you up for our confrontation, then it's pretty obvious that you don't have what it takes to win this match!
Nate Rodgers: You see, Davey, while the belt may not make the man, sometimes a rare breed of man, can make the belt. The Unified Championship will reach a whole new level of legitimacy Sunday Night when I finally hold it! It's not that difficult to understand, Davey. It's something I've been doing all my life! Whatever I wear looks REALLY good on me, and come Sunday that will include, as you call it, that amalgam of metal and leather!
*WE WANT FRIES!* *WE WANT FRIES!* *WE WANT FRIES!*
Nate Rodgers: Well... LAUGH... Laugh all you want! Have a good laugh at my expense! Make a joke! MOCK ME! Because at Outrage, when I WIN the WWX Unified Championship, ALL that laughter will turn to sweet, sweet TEARS!
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"You're gonna beat him, right?"
David turned towards the source of the voice and spied a little boy standing in front of the autograph table. "Say what?"
"Nate Rodgers," the kid said. He looked about eight, maybe nine. "You're gonna beat him at Outrage, right?" He set a black t-shirt on the table - upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a 'DGS: Phenom' shirt, the one that was released back when David had first adopted the moniker.
"You kiddin'?" David asked, grabbing the garment and pulling it towards him. "Of course I'll beat him."
"I hope so," the kid said. "He's not even a wrestler."
David stopped mid-signature and looked at the kid strangely. "Say WHAT, now?"
"He's not a wrestler," the boy asserted. "He's just a model who thinks he's a wrestler. YOU'RE a wrestler - YOU oughta be champion, not him."
"Hmm," David hummed, finishing the signature. "Y'know, that's a good point.
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Tommy Lipton: True superstar? Nate, you have cheated yourself to the top and are hardly the man I was when I went to become WWX Champion! Heck, Sanders, that slimy piece of 400 pound horse crap even made it to the top on his own!
You Nate are a baby that can't even walk on it's own and you feed off Sanders as a baby sucking his mothers tit!
***CHEER***
Tommy: You wanna say you deserve to host the last match? This card has a shared main event, your main event and your mentors main event! So now you are going to cut up your mentor? Say that his legend status doesn't come before you?! I think we have put in just a tiny bit more blood sweat and tears you arrogent pr*ck!
Nate Rodgers: In order to achieve MY goal? You really believe that Sanders wouldn't make that same bargain? I did learn from the best... Besides, I believe that Corporal Sanders is more than capable of beating your ass without my help. But my threat is not an empty one, Tommy. If you want a chance make my life hell, to make me defend MY Heavyweight Championship every week on Ravage, then you're going to have to take me up on my offer.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
Tommy Lipton: Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see...
Nate Rodgers: Yeah, we'll see... Just remember Tommy, whatever input you might have regarding the stipulation for tonight's match, just make sure it doesn't... cramp my style.
[Nate Rodgers pats Tommy Lipton on the shoulder.]
Nate Rodgers: (condescending) Good luck.
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Bonn: The following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, scheduled for onefall, and it is for the WWX UNIFIED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
[A sudden commotion breaks out in the crowd, and Tessa Van Andersen sprints down to ringside, vaulting the guardrail with eerie athleticism. Yanking Lela off the apron, she screams aloud and starts brawling with her at ringside.]
Tessa: (off-mic) GET OUT OF HERE, YOU |BLEEP|!
TK: WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON HERE?!
[As Tommy leans over the top rope, shouting at Tessa and Lela, Andrews reaches under the ring and withdraws an empty beer bottle. Quickly slipping into the ring, he SMASHES it over the back of DGS’s head!]
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
TK: ANDREWS, with the BEER BOTTLE!
[The Phenom goes limp, and finds himself off balance... Rodgers springs to life almost simultaneously, leaping to his feet and sees DGS trying to catch his balance. Nate smiles and sets up...]
TK: Wait... Wait... No... No...
Skyla: This Is OUTRAGE!!!
[Nate rushes SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!!!!!]
TK: Nate just SPEARED DAVID GS!!!!
***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
[Nate covers DGS!!!]
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
TK: SON OF A |BLEEP|!
Skyla: RODGERS WINS! RODGERS WINS! RODGERS WINS!
Bonn: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEW UNIFIED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…"NEON" NATE RODGERS!!
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Rodgers: I told you Tommy, I told you the day would come when you would raise my hand! Step back Gunnar, give the man some room.
**CIB**CIB**CIB
[Tommy hands Nate Rodgers the WWX Unified Championship Belt and raises Nates hand!]
**BOOOOOOOOOOOO**
TK: Tommy can't afford a fight here! Not with his match against Sanders and so much at steak is next!!
Skyla: Smart thinking!
[CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!]
Nate Rodgers: What The!!!??
**CHEEEEEEEEEEEERRR**
[Sucio stands holding his head with one hand and a chair with the other!!!
Nate tries to back away from Lipton but too late!! Lipton smiles as he kicks Nate Rodgers in the mid-section and CANADIAN ICE BREAKER!!!! Tommy looks at Edmund and Scott comes to run in but Sucio shoots Andrews a look, both Edmund and Scott find saftey away from Sucio and Tommy Lipton. Tommy looks down at the mic and Sucio picks it up and hands it to Lipton.]
**CHEEER!!**
Tommy: You know something Rodgers, I really don't trust you! I don't believe you will stay out of my ring when I go to beat the holy snot out of that over sized boy scout called a Corporal!
Tonight, tonight could be my last night as GM over Ravage, you know something, I'm fine with that BECause before I enter that match with your mentor I'm going to issue forth some important contracts... For starters, Nate Rodgers, you are looking at the Number One Contender for that title laid out beside you! SUCIO!!!!
**CHEER**
TK: The people are cheering Sucio, it has to be because They HATE Nate just that much!!!
Tommy: Oh, and whenever DGS wishes to return for a shot at that title, since by WWX law he has a rematch clause... It'll be under what EVER stipulations DGS wants that match to be!
[Tommy kneels down beside Nate]
Tommy: Oh, by the way, Sucio will have his shot at you at the end of this month ON FURY before World Series!
**CHEER**
Tommy: So again, as promised... Let me raise your hand!
[A barely conscious Nate Rodgers stirs around as Lipton grabs his hand and raises it! Lipton covers Nate with his Unified championship belt then gets up and calls for a couple of beers! 'Happens All The Time' Plays as Tommy actually cheers Sucio and the scene fades into clips of Liptons and Sanders history together]
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Steven couldn't help but laugh. Everything that John Hall had said seemed like a joke to him.
"I'm a two time World Champion, a one time Tag Team Champion, a two time TV Champion, and a one time Triple A Champion," Steven said. He held up his hand and kept a count with it. "That sounds like success to me. It definitely makes me more famous than John Hall."
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Hall: "Welcome to the X-Army Barracks, guys. Where you learn the realities of pro wrestling. Steven PS, however long you held that Triple A Title, it looks like you didn't learn anything. With your condition, you should be kissing my feet. But no. Instead, you foolishly want in on this match. Well let me tell you one thing. And I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Talking doesn't win matches. Wrestling wins matches. And when you barely have a leg to stand on, what do you think's gonna happen?"
Fade to black as the young men groan in pain and Hall exits the ring.
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Jimmy is one knee facing Ethan, Ethan is on one knee facing Jimmy, both look at each other with contempt and hatred, immediately they begin trading punches from their position, slowly rising, continuing to trade lefts and rights as they fully stand up, Ethan with the lead, slugs one to Jimmy's temple, following it up with a vicious City of Angels DDT in the center of the ring. The fans go wild as Ethan stumbles to a corner, looking at Jimmy one more time to be sure. He climbs the top of the turnbuckle. He looks down, cracking one final smile, before executing his finisher, the cameras flashing wildly...
Lane/Hart: Stardust Splash!!
Ethan connects with the stardust splash, the fans roar as he goes for the pin, the ref sliding over for the pin.
1~!
2~!
3~!
DING DING DING!
Bonn: And your winner...your Fury General Manager....The HEARTBREAKER...ETHAN TAY-LOR!!!
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[Hall grunts, and pulls up Steven once more. He throws an immediate series of chops and punches, one after another, with such precision and rapidity that the crowd has a hard time keeping up with it's WHOO!'s - Steven's backed into the turnbuckle by the vicious assault. Hall drags him back out by the hair, clutching his head and pulling him up into a suplex position... NO! SPS slips down and back, rolling up Hall into a pinning predicament!!]
Ref: 1!!!
2!!
KICKOUT!!
Lane: So close! So close!
[Hall rolls up, but SPS drives a knee into his chest, sending him into a backpedal. SPS is on him quick with his own back chops and punches, blasting him back into the corner. He drives a shoulder into Hall’s gut at the turnbuckles, and sticks him with a hard elbow strike. Then he powers the man up to the top rope, climbing up after him... He hooks Hall’s head, looking to drive him home with a Superplex! NO! Hall sticks him with a few hard hooks to the ribs, and gains leverage on him... he Pulls up Steven onto his shoulders, and sets him up fin the Fireman carry throw position, standing to his full height on that second rope...]
Hart: Don’t do it!! Not the Harriman Driver from the TOP ROPE MY GOD!!
[NO! SPS wiggles free just as John starts to move off the tope rope and position him - and lands right on his feet! Hall’s momentum is already carrying him down - AND HE’S CAUGHT BY A POST SCRIPT V2 LEAPING CUTTER!!!! The impact drives his skull deep into the canvas, and his legs and most of his body are doing an awkward headstand - suspended in the air for a short second before collapsing down like a falling tree. SPS scoots over, wrapping up Hall’s legs into a very tight pin!]
Ref: 1!!!
2!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!
Hart: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!!!
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HALL OF PAIN X
KB: That is the sound of a thousand plus men and women who know it that in their hearts I can beat you Soul... I know deep down in my heart that I can do it - It's been a long time coming Soul, and come Hall of Pain 10 - The 10th anniversary of the biggest grandest stage of them all in WWX history - I will WALK OUT with the WWX Unified World Heavyweight Championship!!!
THE KODE OF SILENCE...
[KB pauses.]
Fans + KB: HAS CHOSEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Darkness: Tommy, you know what that something is... don't you? Yes, it is the greed for the World title. You had it when you went into the Dutchhman's Pit match at Armada 2010. Everybody had it at that time including myself Tommy but I would have never came after it while it was in your possession. I never thought myself to be in that league to even challenge for the World title but you must have thought otherwise. You must have seen me as a threat and that is were the trust that you had for me began to fade. Tommy I remember those words like it was yesterday and I quote...
"The Blood Pack saw their leader go into probably the scariest most dangerous match WWX has to offer. Alone!"
Alone Tommy, you were never alone in that match. It was Me and JT Steele out on the open seas looking for Davey Jones heart which ultimately gave you the advantage in that match. So Tommy, you were never alone.
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TL: You know I was about to start trash talking you Darkness, but now I'm not in the mood. Instead let me end it with this. You want to talk about trust... Trust ...
[Tommy looks down at the letter next to him, the letter his wife had served to him... So much for taking time to think.]
TL: Trust... Rick Dreamie, Viper, DGS, Those are the men I trusted who stabbed me in the back. Ranger now being the most recent. Well until right now...
[He looks again at the divorce papers]
TL: So even though you claim loyalty, you never know when it comes to this business.
You spent some time trying to figure out when I made the turn to betray you. Easy, the moment Rick turned on me I vowed never to offer that kind of trust again. Viper made it clear to me why I chose not to trust. Now, you've picked times throughout our history to show me you were there, that I wasn't alone. More and more I see now why you wanted this match to happen. Greed or trust? Are you even after victory this Sunday or are you more interested in standing toe to toe to get the answer you are really seeking, why Tommy why? Or just simple revenge?
It wasn't personal, and no I was not worried you would come after what I had. If you wanted what I had partners or not you would have struck. I've given my reasons to you.
So with your hurt feelings put aside, Darkness it's simple; you and I face off this Sunday in my created Hall Of Pain match with Last Man Standing as the stipulations you've chosen. Your chance for revenge.
[Tommy takes a chug of his water]
TL: This is my return to the ring, your not one hundred percent...
[Tommy looks down at the piece of paper that sits next to him]
TL: Neither am I.
But we both have a job to do, solve these issues you have with me and sell some seats while we are at it.
Will the victory go to the mentor or as you rather put it, the teacher? or the student...
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“Yeah, you will get to see the end of Tommy Lipton in the WWX, and the Best in the World, get bested by yours truly.” Gunnar said with a bit of a smile, and a fire in his eyes.
”David wants to make this a personal battle, he has it. He may laugh when he first sees you, but the whole time he will be thinking about Phase Out. He will be thinking about how he lost to Tommy Lipton because of a count out, and didn’t become the Global Heavyweight Champion. Then he just might go off the deep end again. And you will have a front row seat for it all Adam.”
Adam smiled widely. He felt for the first time this nightmare could all come to an end. “This is why I fight David, one of the many reasons.” Gunnar began. “Not because titles are the only things that matter. Not because I want to collect gold and only gold. But to fight for all those who cannot do so for themselves. Doing things like this brings shame to wrestling. You talked yourself about how it’s ALL ABOUT wrestling. Then why kidnap a defenseless kid? I will be fighting for my vengeance. I will be fighting to unify the titles. I will be fighting to take your glory from you!”
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[The cameras come to life in the familiar stone circle in a clearing on The Lost Soul's estate. The circle is lit only by a few torches, on the stone alter in the center of the circle lays a robed figure. Soul's voice echos off of the circle of vertical stones.]
Soul: Apocalypse, how nice it was to provide me a resting place and a stone. But as you can see I have a resting place already and, as should be obvious even to your addle minded followers, plenty of stones of my own.
[Soul sits up and more torches and a single fire near the alter burst to life.]
Soul: You seem convinced that I will be easy prey for you. You are mistaken about that. Many before you have claimed my time to be in the past, never to be relived.
[Soul rises to his feet and picks up the Unified championship from the alter.]
Soul: Yet here I stand... once again THE champion. This is one accolade that you have never and will NEVER claim.
[Soul takes two steps towards the camera.]
Soul: Blaze, I admire the fact that you have fans who support you. It doesn't matter what they believe. Just as Apocalypse claims I am only fit for the past, you return to live in the past. I believe you may have made a big mistake invoking the name of "Evil" Sped Eastin on the eve of your big shot.
[Soul looks around the circle, at each torch. As his eyes light on one, it goes out. He continues to turn in a circle.]
Soul: In the End of Days, all fires will be extinguished, Apocalypse [The next to last torch goes out.] Krimzon Blaze [The last torch goes out and only the central fire burns but even it is dimming, as Soul leans down as if to tend it, the flames illuminate his face.]
Soul: Even my own one day will fade. BUT only I will determine when.
[The fire dies to glowing coals, and in the distance can be heard druidic chanting as the scene fades out.]
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[ECL is walking around the ring until he finds what he is looking for... Dora. ECL picks up Dora and slides into the ring. Blaine has managed to grab the case and begins to try and unhook it. Unbeknownst to him ECL has thrown Dora up to Davis who has made it back to the top of the ladder. Blaine almost has the case unhooked when....
****Crack****
Blaine falls straight back after getting nail in the head with Dora from Davis. Blaine falls off the ladder losing his grip on the case and lands hard on the mat. Davis throws down Dora to ECL but ECL is no longer there. Instead stands Apostle. Apostle catches Dora and then kicks the ladder out from under Davis. Davis feels the ladder going and grabs the case as the ladder falls over. Apostle takes Dora and walks out ring leaving Davis hanging 15 feet in the air.]
Lane: What does Apostle want with Dora?
Hart: I don't know but he sure has left Davis in a precarious spot.
[Davis continues to hang until the handle on the case breaks causing him to fall 15 feet to the ring below. The ref calls for the bell seeing that Davis still has the case in his possession.]
Bonn: Your Race For the Case Winner....WAR MACHINE DAVIS!
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David GS falls to his hands and knees.
NINE!
David GS can't pull himself up.
TEN!
Nate Rodgers calls for the bell.
Crowd: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Bonn: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW North American Champion, GUNNAR GRANDERSON!
Crowd: GUN-NAR! GUN-NAR! GUN-NAR! GUN-NAR!
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(sPeD gets up first, then Blaze gets up, holding his gut, and turns around, as sPeD stomps him in the gut and hits a
***C.O.P. KILLER***
Hart: Another C.O.P. KILLER, Gary! He got all of it!
Lane: And put some stank on it!
(Eastin hooks the leg)
1....
2....
3!
Hart: I can't believe it Gary! Blaze just lost the Title!
Lane: And the GREATEST return of this industry has just taken place in front of our very eyes!
Bonn: Your winner...and NEW WWX UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION...."THE CULT OF PERSONALITY" 'EVIL' sPeD EASTIN!!
(crowd is a mix of booing and cheering, but hugely roaring, as trash is being thrown into the ring. Ranger, Loco, and WMD get into the ring, as Soul starts to come to on the outside. Loco holds Blaze by the hair, as ranger gets in his face)
Ranger: you want to disrespect me, you worthless bug?! I'LL SQUASH YOU!
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January 14th 2012
Xcess New York
[The Xcess arena in New York is half sold out as half the arena is blocked off. Fans fill the selected seats and WWX Superstars fill the front rows in front of the Xcess Ring. Written on the red material hanging off the apron is WWX RHEINHARDT WHAMMYS AWARD 2011. A Podium faces the crowd and James Ranger sits next to Steve Cuthburt and Xavier Pendragon off to one side behind the Podium. The rings set up so the ramp and the Tron is behind them so the fans even in the back rows can watch the awards clearer.
In and amongst the many superstars are legends like Falcon, Bad Boy Brown, The Lost Soul, Rick Dreamie, AVR, Tommy Lipton, Shard, McIver, Josh Tamugaia and of course Legend and IWA Champion, Krimzon Blaze. Amongst them is the full 2011 and 12 WWX Roster minus Kevin Capone due to injury.]
***RHEINHARDT !!!! RHEINHARDT !!!***
[The fans cheer the missed Legend who's passing was just learned about through 2011. Forever more than just a WWX Legend to the men who knew him best.
A man in a suit and tie a handsome face and some greys in his hair looking no older than 30 enters the Xcess ring. The gentleman walks to the Podium set up facing the crowd.]
*taps the mic*
Man: Welcome fans and superstars to this years Whammy awards.
This year's Whammy's is named after a great WWX Legend, Rheinhardt.
***RHEINHARDT!!! RHEINHARDT!!!!***
Man: A new award will be introduced this year and it's named after this Legend. The Rheinhardt Trophy will be given to one person who went above and beyond the call of duty both on and off the stage. This will be handed out now. Mr. Ranger will be asked to stand up and present the award. Now guys, he's been hooked on Mario Galaxy Kart... Did I get the name right?
James Ranger: Shush Dave!
[The suited man takes a seat and the Owner of the WWX takes a stand behind the Podium, he makes eye contact with Josh Tam in the front row and a nod of acknowledgement.]
James: I won't waste time giving out the names that were nominated for this award, I'm sure those of you who fit the criteria know who you are. This award is given to a man who busted his as$ on and off the stage and was a real peoples person respected and adored by the fans and stars in the WWX Universe. So with out stalling any longer, the 2011 Rheinhardt Trophy goes to ... Ethan Taylor!! Ethan come on up!
[Ethan Taylor enters the ring as his music plays he shakes James Rangers hand and retrieves his Trophy. Ethan turns to the crowd and holds it up high before exiting the ring to return to his seat. Dave takes a stand behind the Podium as James Ranger sits back down beside the selected Board members]
Dave: Tonight's winners are welcome to give a speech on Ravage or Fury or in a WWX Promo. Unfortunately we just don't have enough time to hear speeches tonight.
Now for The Tag Team or Stable of 2011.
This award goes to the two or more individuals that made an impact larger than any other team. When the votes were in I was shocked, every one probably expected The Firm would have no others competing against them. Nominated with the most votes were The Firm and Damage Inc!
And your 2011 greatest Team goes tooooooo ..................................................
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THE FIRM!
[Nate Rodgers, Gunnar Granderson, Scott Andrews and Corporal Sanders take their individual trophy's shake each others hands and leave the ring.]
Dave: Now I will call up here a man who's Doctor was nice enough to allow him to be here tonight. Please welcome WWX's 2007 Rookie Of The Year to hand out 2011's Rookie Of The Year!!!!
[Tommy enters the ring and takes his spot behind the Podium.]
Tommy: I may not remember the last couple of years but I remember being away from the WWX early 2008 when my phone rang and Mr. Dreamie said, hey man you've been nominated for some awards. I'm pleased to have been picked to hand out this years Rookie Of The Year award.
Nominated were, Gunnar Granderson, Nate Rodgers, Blain Evans, Gregory Glainsley, Desmond White, Xanatos Brown and Kevin Capone. And the award goes tooo .....
Gunnar Granderson! Although I can't remember, Gunnar Granderson achieved Tag Team Gold, International, North American all under six months! He was with one hell of a Stable and really made himself known in his Rookie year. On top of that he won HOP 10 capturing both International and North American Gold and was given the honour to decide which title would remain active after HOP 10.
[Gunnar takes his second trophy of the night and shakes Tommy Lipton's hand, he does hesitate for a moment before doing so though. Tommy and Gunnar exit the ring as Dave once again takes the Podium.]
Dave: Ladies and Gents, next up is the best feud of 2011. This one was no big surprise, it's only serious contender was the DGS and Crowder feud. So with out delay, 2011 feud of the year goes to, Tommy Lipton versus The Firm!
Over four months of 2011 Tommy Lipton struggled with The Firm, unlike anything before seen in the WWX, this feud dealt with political power between huge rivals, Corporal Sanders and Tommy Lipton. We saw a group attempt to run charge of one of the two top shows as Lipton and Sanders shared power as GM. We would see Tommy Lipton fire Corporal Sanders with the backing of at the time General Manager over Fury, now owner, James Ranger. THEN when many figured the Firm would slowly come apart The Firm's leader Nate Rodgers Outraged David GS by capturing The Unified Championship and not only that Corporal Sanders faced off later to defeat Tommy Lipton and remove him from power over Ravage.
So what came next? Tommy Lipton used John Tyler as his pawn to re take Ravage acting as Sheriff of the WWX yet making all the calls on Ravage when John Tyler was attacked by The Firm after ignoring the Firms threats, Tommy Lipton publicly re took Ravage and formed an Alliance to end the Firm once and for all and he succeeded in that and more at Two Front War 2011. The battle between The Firm and Tommy Lipton will be remembered for many years to come by those who witnessed it first hand in almost all of the last half of 2011.
[Some clips of the war between The Firm and Lipton are aired.]
Dave: At this time I will call up Duncan McIver to accept the award for A Decade of Greatness. 10 years he has given to this Federation, many of those 10 years he has run a lot of back stage stuff, he created and ran one of the most successful Pay Per Views of All time, World Series! He has also for plenty of years ran the WWX Flag Ship, Fury and this is a little something from the WWX committee saying, thank you for everything you've done and every thing you will do! Duncan please accept are thanks and now if you can announce the Pay Per View Of The Year Award.
[Duncan shakes Dave's hand and takes the Podium.]
Duncan: Thank you every one.
*CHEEEER* THANK YOU DUNCAN*** THANK YOU DUNCAN***
Duncan: This year saw some great Pay Per Views, Outrage, Armada and Hall Of Pain were all nominated and tied with each other but one Pay Per View stood out the most, it saw my return to the WWX as well as a few others. It was an edge of your seat experience stated many Sports Magazines. The best Pay Per View of 2011 goes to, World Series!!!
[Clips of world series are shown on the Tron]
Dave: Please welcome Adore Cruz to present the Woman of 2011!!
[Adora waves to her millions of cheering fans as she takes her spot behind the Podium.]
Adora: Every once in awhile the Women's Division pops up, and some well fought matches earn all of our attentions. The woman who grabbed our attention the most this year will be called up here and presented this Trophy, so this year's woman--
[Fallen Angel cuts Adora off and says something. Adora grins and waves once more to her fans and exits the ring.]
Fallen: The Woman of the year award goes to... Kate Cameron!
[As Kate is about to enter the ring, Fallen knocks Kate off the apron with the award plaque.]
F. Angel: Woman of the year? How about who is the current champion for the women's division? The only reason you are Woman of the year is because I wasn't around much until the end of the Woman's division and we all know who left the Division on top? And where were you? You may of been awarded this here plaque but I have the title! You may have proven yourself to others, but you have yet to prove yourself to me, a Legend in the Women's Division and its Only True Champion!
[Kate gets to her feet looking mighty pissed off as she brushes herself off like 'Is that all you got?" Dave gets the award from Angel and leans over the ropes handing it to Kate who swipes it and raises it high with pride.]
Dave: Save it for a Pay Per View you two! Hmmmm... Could we see a rebirth of the Women's Division? Guess we will have to wait it out and see!
COMMERCIAL***
Dave: Through out the year two shows have gone toe to toe to be the best of the best, each holding their own epic matches and stories and feuds. Though we can only give this award to one of the shows.
Ravage has seen a change of GM's through out the year, however 2011 this had no effect on Ravage and Ravage showed some great entertainment, Ravage also almost took over the Flagship show which is Fury. Well you all let your voices be heard through your votes and although it was close, Ravage scored in with 4 extra votes to win Best Show of the Year!
Though Ravage gave us week after week entertainment, one of the best Segments of 2011 can be found on Ravage following WWX World Series Pay Per View.
Let's take a look at one of Ravages most entertaining spots.
Best Segment On a Show for the year of 2011 into WWX Turning Point of 2011
TK: Oh boy...it looks like DGS has something nasty planned here.
Skyla: He's gonna - no, wait!
[Just as David is about to prosecute whatever offensive maneuver he has planned, Falcon frees his feet, plants them on the mat, and backdrops DGS over the top rope!]
TK: AND DGS FALLS TO THE GROUND, LANDING HARD ON FIELD HERE AT FENWAY PARK!
[The excitement of the match is broken as several tones and a familiar voice boom over the stadium speakers.]
Voice of William Shatner: Space, the final frontier.
TK: WHAT THE HELL?
Skyla: Must be a malfunction in the booth.
[The theme to the original Star Trek series continues to interrupt the match as the opening video is show on the JumboTron.]
Voice of William Shatner: These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
TK: I suddenly get the feeling that this is no accident, Skyla.
[Just in time to confirm his suspicions the JumboTron shows an image of the bridge of the Enterprise. Seated where Captain Kirk would be is Nate Rodgers. Wearing a yellow Starfleet captain's uniform that is complete down to the last detail. He's leaning forward, his body skewed to one side with his chin resting on his fist. Behind him and to the right is Corporal Sanders is dressed in blue, his ensemble completed by pointy Vulcan ears. Scott Andrews is leaning up against the left wall, looking a bit bored in his red outfit holding a box which kind of looks like the original tricorder design. Sanders and Rodgers are peering straight ahead as if the JumboTron in the outfield was a window through which they could see everything happening below.]
Nate Rodgers: Captain's log, Stardate 90210. The crew of the Enterprise was ambushed on an away mission to an alien colony known as... St. Louis. The team managed to escape with their lives though for some, their pride was a casualty of battle.
[Nate Rodgers starts speaking first, pausing awkwardly between words and making motions with his arms as if parodying Shatner's tendency to overact in the extreme.]
Nate: What ARE... those... things?
[Scott Andrews just shakes his head, not believing what he is doing.]
Sanders: What things, Captain?
Nate: There... down, there... in that box... thing!
Scott Andrews: That is SO F(Bleep)ing annoying.
Sanders: If my observation is correct Captain, then I believe that it is a Klingon fighting a Romulan.
Nate: Which one... is... the Klingon?
Sanders: It's hard to tell from this distance. They both look pretty ugly.
Nate: Can we... zoom in?
[A chair swivels, revealing Lela, dressed as Uhura, working several knobs on a console. She speaks in her usual thick accent.]
Lela: Image is already maximum zoom Captain.
Scott Andrews: Was that even an English sentence?
Nate: Did you know I'm not really wearing the correct color uniform?
Scott Andrews: What does that have to do with anything.
Nate: Exactly. Sanders, status report!
Sanders: All systems are intact, but we received a subspace transmission that the one they call the Falcon... appears to be preparing himself for a long and prosperous title reign.
Nate: You mean he... thinks... he'll hold... that title for... long? But that... is...
Sanders: Illogical?
Nate: My... thoughts... exactly. Andrews... is there... something we can... do... to outmaneuver him? Maybe you... could duplicate... his tactics?
Andrews: Duplicate his tactics? Nate, I'm a WRESTLER not and ASS-KISSER!
[Scott Andrews rubs his eyes.]
Andrews: I can't believe I just did that.
Nate: Then perhaps a... tactical strike... is called for. Bridge to Engineering, three to beam down!
[With those words all the lights in the stadium go dark. In a few moments, when they return, Nate Rodgers, Scott Andrews, and Corporal Sanders are all in the ring. Not in their uniforms, but in their street clothes.]
Skyla: ALL RIGHT! THE FIRM IS HERE!
Scott Andrews decks David GS with a chain-wrapped fist while Nate Rodgers hits Falcon with a low blow.
TK: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't think that's the happy ending Falcon was looking for!
Scott Andrews continues to pummel David GS with mounted punches to the head.
Corporal Sanders tosses the International belt to Nate Rodgers who then charges at Falcon, driving the belt into Falcon's face.
Scott Andrews digs the chain into the bloody forehead of David GS.
Nate Rodgers stomps every square inch of Falcon's body.
TK: The Firm is just decimating their opponents! It looks like Andrews has bloodied David GS with the chain as Nate Rodgers squashes the Unified World Champion with the Garvin Stomp!
Scott Andrews picks up David GS and hits the Hard Knocks.
TK: David GS just got is jaw jacked!
Nate Rodgers calls for Scott Andrews to pick up Falcon.
Nate Rodgers hits a flurry of stiff shots to the jaw of the champ.
Nate Rodgers kicks the champ in the midsection.
Nate Rodgers picks up Falcon and hit the Glamor Shot.
Nate Rodgers calls for a mic.
Corporal Sanders reaches over the top rope and grabs a mic from the ring announcer and then passes it over to Nate Rodgers:
Nate Rodgers: See, Falcon. I can be an actor too. I can be a pretty damn good one at that. Being Hollywood doesn't make you special, Falcon, and it doesn't make you worthy of holding that Unified World Title!
TK: No, willing World Series did that.
Skyla: Shush, TK!
Nate Rodgers: Unlike at your massage parlors and unlike in Hollywood, there are no happy endings to be found. I come from Las Vegas, where every once in a while, one of the players happens to get LUCKY and hit the jackpot. And that is exactly what happened at World Series. You got lucky!
TK: He had to survive two rings. I don't think that's luck!
Nate Rodgers: But sooner or later, you keep playing, and eventually you realize that the odds always favor the house. All that you've won, you will just as quickly lose! There ARE no happy endings at the end of your story Falcon! I helped put on legend on the shelf, and I'll GLADLY make it a second!
[Nate then looks over at David GS]
Nate Rodgers: And you? Just a little over a month ago, YOU were the very first Unified champion. Now all you want to do is talk about respect and kiss this guy's ass? What respect did he ever show us by thinking he could just walk in here and take our spot? You need to get your head right Davey or else you're just going to be nothing more than a footnote in this muscle-head's career! But if you start thinking straight, then maybe you'll see what's right in front of your nose. That you and I are both in the hunt to be the very first TWO TIME Unified Champion! But for now, Davey, it looks like I've got head start.
[Nate drops the mic and then drop a knee onto David GS's bloody head. He then leads the rest of The Firm up the ramp to Clawfinger's "Money, Power, Glory".]
Skyla: It looks like The Firm is back in business TK!
TK: I have a feeling that we're going to find out very soon if Nate Rodgers can back up his boasting or if Falcon will shut his mouth once and for all.
Skyla: Not chance TK, not a chance!]]]
Dave: Following this segment we saw the huge turning point in WWX 2011. Let's watch!
{John Tylers Office}
“I told you they won’t stop… And I hear Nate’s cashing in his rematch clause for a one on one with Falcon next week…”
[A familiar voice speaks out to John from out of view.]
“Agree to allow Ravage to have its first official Sheriff, you’re a good GM, but for matters like these… You’re too old. I promise that I will put an end to the Firm once and for all!”
John: And how do you suppose to do that? You were unsuccessful before...
“Enough people hate these guys… I’m sure I can gather up a few guys to end the Firm once and for all.”
John: Very well Mr. Lipton…
[Tommy enters the scene with a grin]
TK: Tommy Lipton… Sheriff!? Nate Rodgers, Falcon World Championship!?
Skyla: Sort of makes you want to tune in next week for Ravage don’t it!
Dave: And by gawd it did have people tuning in for the following week Ravage saw the highest raitings of any wrestling sports show of 2011.
Dave: Please welcome Ravage General Manager Xavier Pendragon and his wife, “The Graceful Assassin” Beatrice Tracy Pendragon!!
[The couple walk up to the Podium]
XAVIER: Beatrice, it is an honor to be here tonight for the annual Whammy Awards.
BEATRICE: Each and every year, the WWX superstars strive to put on a show for the greatest fans of wrestling.
XAVIER: The WWE?
BEATRICE: No baby, the WWX.
XAVIER: I know baby. All joking aside, we have seen some intense action this past year and most of it has not gone unnoticed. We have several awards to be given out tonight.One for Biggest Upset of the Year, Best GM Award and Entertainer of the Year to name a few.
BEATRICE: I know it’s going to be a special night.
XAVIER: With both the Rheinhardt and James RangerInvitationals going on as well, more and more superstars are looking to make their mark in the WWX.
Dave: Here to present the award for Entertainer of the Year is Ravage General Manager Xavier & his wife, Beatrice Pendragon!!
Xavier and Beatrice return to the podium with an envelope in their hand.
XAVIER: I can say a lot of things about most of the guys I’ve interacted with over my own career, but I won’t get into that. To become the entertainer of the year, you have to go above and beyond what you would normally do in the ring. Not just on the inside the ring, but outside of the ring as well.
BEATRICE: You also have to feel that nothing is above you and no one can replace you to an extent.
XAVIER: The results for Entertainer of the Year are in. For the Bronze, it goes to El Chollo Loco. As one half of Damage Inc., ECL has set the standards on Fury and continues to shine throughout his matches. Whether he is alongside his tag team partner War Machine Davis or he goes solo, El Chollo Loco deserves to get the Bronze Entertainer of the Year.
BEATRICE: When people speak of “Neon” Nate Rogers, most people think about the Firm in which he led. Though the Firm was defeated, the Neon One continued to shine on Fury and from my understanding, has acquired the Unified World Title on 2 separate occasions within a single month. That’s impressive to me. Almost in a unique way, Nate Rogers has catapulted several careers. For this reason, it is with honor and pleasure to present the silver Entertainer of the Year Award to “Neon” Nate Rogers.
XAVIER: Which leaves us with the Gold Award. I have personally battled this man in the ring the same intensity he had back then, he still displays that same intensity today. He is the first ever Unified World Heavyweight Champion. Alongside his brother Steven PS, David GS has demonstrated time and time again all of the true aspects of what it means to be an entertainer. I would like to present the Gold Award for
Dave: Let me now call up a Legend to present the Best GM of 2011 award, Please welcome into the ring, B.B. King.
[B.B King enters the ring to a lengthy cheer. He takes position at the Podium.]
B.B King: I know a thing or two about running shows, this year saw great shows led by even greater General Managers. When the votes where in only four names stood out. Pendragon, Taylor, Ranger and Lipton.
In third place came Xavier Pendragon.
Pendragon joined as General Manager over Mayhem before taking on Ravage. As GM of Mayhem, Pendragon successfully managed that show to the key of its purpose. As GM's prior to him had failed, except one who just didn't have the time I just want to point that out, Pendragon realized Mayhem was for the rookies, and focused on helping the rookies grow to move on to Ravage and or Fury. Pendragon helped build up the new comers into the WWX and was there to help guys that had started slipping find there way again. Mayhem finally found success under the Management of Pendragon. He's also doing a great job on Ravage and is well liked by those under him.
This leaves us with three names, two tied and one will leave here as GM of the year.
Ladies and Gentleman coming in second place is Ethan Taylor who let's face it, knew how to run a show successfully and James Ranger a man who works his butt off keeping not just Fury alive but the WWX in general.
So Tommy Lipton if you will come up here and recieve your GM of the year award, granted you don't recall any of 2011 never mind your run as GM. Ladies and Gent's Mr. WWX, Tommy Lipton!
CHEER**
BB King: Tommy Lipton came in when Ravage was at an all time low, having the former GM vanish and abandon the show with no word and unable to be reached, Tommy took control of Ravage for his second time in his career here with the WWX. Tommy Lipton turned Ravage from ruin to golden literally over night, with slight confusion trying to book his first card, but he quickly did his homework and kept the show delivering excitement week in and week out as well as giving us one of the top PPV's of the year which received many votes, Out Rage.
Love him or hate him Tommy Lipton went from tied along side his good friend James Ranger to leading with over 4 votes. Two of his votes came from James Ranger and Ethan Taylor themselves. Tommy you may not remember anything but know that even you competition new all the hard work you put in, the sleepless nights and having all Firm to deal with. Tommy then was asked to take on Ravage and Fury would be taken off the air, Tommy did what he always wanted and made Monday Night Ravage the top show in the WWX. Though Duncan McIver would not see Fury removed Tommy took control over Fury at the request of the new Owner, James Ranger. Although Tommy only saw a few weeks with Fury before being unable to keep things going due to personal issues, Tommy Lipton's success with Ravage helped lead Ravage to the best show in 2011.
Tommy worked hard with all the talent being on call pretty much 24/7, love him or hate him Tommy Lipton's work ethic was respected through out the WWX Universe. James Ranger even hinted a possible return to the GM chair for Tommy Lipton at HOP X. Of course in your state,
[BB King looks at Tommy as Tommy takes his plaque]
BB King: It may be awhile before you return as General Manager. Congrats Tommy, you did what you sought out to do. You won GM of the year and helped make Ravage the top show this year!
[Tommy exits the ring confused of his accomplishments but pleased all the same. BB King makes his respect known to Duncan with a firm hand shake before leaving the ring]
Dave: Now, on to the best storyline of the year. The Firm got every ones attention but so did this year's winner. Duncan McIver had one heck of a rough year, he was stuck in an asylum in what has been called, Duncan's Nuthouse!
Duncan kept the viewers following each and every promo he was allowed to give from the Asylum all the way up to his daring escape just in time to host the greatest pay per view of the year, World Series. The patience who he had on board led to quite the turn of events come Pay Per View time. We saw the return of Bi Polar and Falcon also at this time. Duncan's story over took the Firm by three votes! Congrats Duncan!
[Duncan takes a stand of applause from the fans and superstars with in the arena and takes his trophy from Dave. Duncan gives a quick bow before taking a seat again.]
Dave: At this time sit back well we watch the top three matches of the year voted by all of you!
Best Matches of the year:
In NO Specific Order, equally voted
Dave: A constant solid feud for a few months leads to a solid match between two who have feuded over a few years!
The Firms future at stake and Lipton's career as General Manager on the line as Corporal Sanders and Tommy Lipton face off one last time in the most anticipated match of the year, it was an amazing build up and an even more amazing match! Outrage
Bonn: The next match is set for submission or pin fall... One Stays, One Goes match! Introducing first... Ummm... He is an over weighted marine who's about to be bounced out of the WWX...
TK: AHAHAHA CLASSIC! Liptons doing, it has to be!!
Bonn: CORPORAL SAAAANNDERS!!!
[Indistructible- by Disturbed plays and Sanders comes out and solutes as the fans still are laughing after the introduction. Sanders doesn't seem phased, his face is stone cold and sharp, his eyes are focused on the ring.]
Skyla: He's looking in awesome shape here tonight!
TK: He seems focused thats for sure!!!
[Sanders enters the ring over the top rope, he walks to the center and raises his arm high!]
*BOOOO*
[Hide Video]
['Happens All The Time-plays loudly as the arena fades to a black and white color]
Bonn: And his opponent, The Ravage General Manager.... From Toronto Ontario Canada... Weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the 2011 Hall Of Famer... He is MR WWX HIMSELF!!!! TOMMMMYYYY LIIIIIPTON!!!!!!!!!!
*CHEER*
[Tommy comes dancing out shadow boxing and wearing a black rope. Tommy stops half way down the ramp and shoots out both arms to the sky and red and white pyros explode creating above the Canadian Flag!!]
TK: What an entrance here in Canada!
[Tommy continues walking to the ring when all of a sudden the Tron turns to static!!!
Sanders grins and points at the Tron, yelling… “REMEMBER!?”]
[Hide Video]
[Lipton is outraged and gets in the ring and gets right into Sanders face! Sanders is laughing Tommy collects himself and then says “remember!?” as he removes his robe to reveal the Boxing Championship belt he took from Sanders four years ago!
The two go to their corner]
TK: This is going to get extreme! I can feel it!
DING DING
*CHEER*
[Tommy starts talking trash to Sanders but is cut short as Sanders dashes at him striking him with jab after jab to the face! A left hook then followed by a right hook and Lipton falls into the ropes which push him back into Sanders big boot! Sanders jumps up high and stretches his legs out and crashes over Lipton with a leg drop!]
*BOOO*
[Sanders grabs Lipton but Lipton fires off a wild upper cut that Sanders dodges Lipton fires a left hook that Sanders ducks then Lipton flips the jab and connects! Another jab connects and another! Lipton fires off a hard right hook and Sanders drops to a knee!]
*CHEER*
[Lipton grabs Sanders by the back of the head and goes to place a knee to Sanders face but Sanders blocks it and nails a hard upper cut taking Lipton off his feet and Lipton crashes to the ground hard on his back!]
TK: Come on get up Tommy!
Skyla: Sanders showing that maybe Tommy's victory in the boxing match was a fluke, or Tommys just lost his edge!
[Sanders grabs Tommy and puts him into a head lock and Sanders punches him,
Tommy falls again!]
**BOOO**
[Sanders grabs Tommy and whips Tommy hard into the corner buckle! Sanders charges but Tommy gets another hook off and Sanders spins around and his back is to Tommy Lipton! Tommy uses all his streangth and picks Sanders up dropping him with a german suplex!!]
**CHEER**
[Tommy a little slow to get up finally to his feet and grabs Sander by the arm and fips him over and lockes in a half bar wrist lock!!!! Sanders free hand reaches for the ropes as he yells in aggony!]
TK: Tommy Lipton using some technical skills to hurt the giant! Good stratagy!
**CHEER**
[Sanders waves his arm around and manages to finally shuffle enough over to grab the bottom rope and befor the ref can say anything Lipton releases the hold and starts stomping the big man!!]
Skyla: Obviously Tommys to much of a coward to let Sanders stand back up... Talk about kicking a guy when he's down!
TK: Like Sanders would give Lipton that respect! Four years Skyla, Tommy's not here to play nice, he's here to get the job done once and for all!
[Lipton jumps up and land his two knees into the back of Sanders head!! Lipton then tries to lock in a cross face but Sanders fights to stand up! Lipton remains on Sanders back now trying to use his legs to squeez the life out of Sanders and choke him at the same time!! Sanders jumps up high and falls back crushing Lipton between him and the ground!! Lipton releases the hold and Sanders gasps for air and Lipton does the same after having the wind knocked out of him!]
TK: These two are just brawling and the refs being very relaxed about it!
Skyla: We'll who's gonna tell their boss that he's in the wrong or piss off a 7 foot soldier?!
TK: Good point!
[Lipton and Sanders fight to get to their feet before the other man! Lipton is the first up and quickly grabs Sanders and goes to throw Sanders into the rope! Sanders reverses it into a one arm clothesline!! Tommy is leveled again!]
**BOOOO**
TK: Tommy is struggling with the big man!
Skyla: Did you expect this to be easy for Tommy or something?
[Sanders grabs Tommy but Tommy nails a gut wrenching bomb and Sanders keels over! Tommy drops down a double ax hit to the back of Sanders head and then Tommy raises a knee to Sanders face!! Sanders off balance and Tommy boxes Sanders again with rights and lefts and then a spinning mule kick puts Sanders into the ropes and Tommy catches the bouncing back Sanders with an (Austin) spine buster! Lipton covers!]
**CHEER**
ONE...
TWO....
KICKOUT!!!
**CHEER/BOOOO**
[Tommy goes up in a hand stand position and comes hurling down with double knees to Sanders arm! Tommy attemps a chicken wing submission but Sanders gets away! Tommy attacks Sanders and goes for the irish whip but it gets reversed and Tommy off the ropes sees the air as a seven foot Corporal delivers the body over back drop!]
**BOOOOO**
[Sanders picks Tommy up and with a charge toward to ropes Sanders throws Tommy over the ropes to the outside!!! Sanders hops out of the ring and starts putting the boots to Tommy Lipton!]
TK: Well the ref has started the count!
1
2
[Sanders throws Tommy into the security wall! Sanders grags Tommy and throws him into the steel steps breaking them apart! Tommy looking for escape but Sanders grabs Tommy again!]
4
5
[Sanders starts bashing Tommys head off the steel corner post!!! 1 2 3 times!!]
7
8
[Sanders slides Tommy Lipton back into the ring and taunts the booing crowd!]
TK: Sanders not looking for a count out victory obviously!
Skyla: Obviously not! Sanders needs a pin or submission to retire Lipton from office and vice versa!
TK: How you know that?
Skyla: I saw the contract! I have my ways!
TK: I bet you do!
[Sanders back in the ring lifts up Tommy Lipton and Tommy out of the blue kicks Sanders mid-section.... CANADIAN ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
**CHEEEER**
TK: CIB!!! CIB!!! CIB!!!
Skyla: NO WAY!!!
TK: HOLY SH*T!!!!
[Tommy slowly crawls over Sanders and lifts the leg!!!]
ONE...
TWO....
TH-
KICK OUT!!!!!
[Tommy looks in shock at the ref and raises three fingers!]
TK: Tommy Lipton almost had the win!!!
[Tommy grabs Sanders and picks him up... Tommy looking for the Bounce but Sanders counters and "BAD CONDUCT DISCHARGE"!!!! Sanders drops down and hooks the leg!!!]
ONE...
TWO....
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOO*
TK: I CAN'T BE--- WAIT! The ref is saying NO!!!
[Tommys foot is on the rope!!! and the ref says no to the three!!!!]
*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEER*
TK: Sanders is LIVID!!!
Skyla: Two close pin falls in a row!
[Sanders starts to climb the turn buckle! Tommy gets to his feet and runs over to Sanders! Lipton hops on the buckle behind the Corporal and backdrops Sanders off the top turnbuckle!]
*CHEER*
[Tommy Lipton starts working on getting up, Lipton over Sanders drops an elbow to Sanders face! Lipton up again hits Sanders chest with a falling chop! Lipton grabs Sanders and locks in an arm tap and hits some elbow strikes to the side of Sanders head!]
TK: Lipton in control now!
[Lipton lifts Sanders up! Lipton striking with forearms and elbow strikes! Lipton kicks Sanders in the mid-section- DDT!! Lipton rests against the corner for a few seconds and then goes up top! Sanders gets up and Lipton jumps but Sanders grabs Lipton mid-air and executes the sidewalk slam!!! Both men down! The ref begins the count!!!]
1
2
3
4
5
[Sanders shows movement!]
6
7
[Lipton shows movement]
8
[Sanders stands up!!! Lipton gets up and the two explode on eachother with punches and
kicks!!! Sanders hooks Lipton across the eye with a hard punch!]
TK: Lipton’s Cut!!!!
[Lipton rages on Sanders lunging at him with lefts and rights till Lipton see’s blood coming from Sanders!!!]
Skyla: Both men have shed blood!!!
[Sanders gets Lipton with a quick elbow!
Lipton is grabbed by Sanders and Sanders hits a power slam!!! Sanders slaps his elbow and then goes to the turn buckle. Sanders climbs it and Tommy still isn’t moving and Sanders for the first time smiles in this match! Sanders leaps off looking to execute the Tatical Air Drop (Elbow drop) LIPTON GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!]
*CHEEEEEEER*
TK: Ultimate fail!!!
Skyla: Not good!!!
[Tommy shoots up onto his feet and rushes in behind Sanders who is keeling over!!! Lipton with all his strength lifts the Corporal!!!]
TK: THE BOUNCE!!! THE BOUNCE!!!!
[Lipton delivers ‘The Bounce’ (Angle slam)]
Skyla: Lipton is crawling to make a cover!!! NO NO NO!!!
TK: Lipton’s arm is over Sanders!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!
*CHEER*
THRE-KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!
*CHEER/BOOOOOOOOOOO*
TK: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!
Skyla: SANDERS JUST WON’T STAY DOWN!!!
TK: I think these fans are happy this one isn’t yet done!
[Lipton looking upset covers his forehead and shakes his head in disbelief!]
TK: Lot’s on the line for both these men and although the fans wanna see more I safely can say
Tommy wanted a three count!
Skyla: NO DUH!
[Lipton grabs Sander and throws Sanders into the corner and charges hitting Sanders hard with a shoulder thrust! Lipton wrapping his hands over the rope on both sides of Sanders pulls himself in striking hard knees to Sanders mid-section! Sanders with a quick eye poke to Lipton!]
*BOOO*
[Lipton rubbing his stinging eyes drops his guard and Sanders drops Tommy Lipton with a clothesline!!!
Lipton fights to get to his feet and does BUT is dropped with short arm clothesline!! Lipton gets back up and Sanders with a shoulder block and Lipton STILL gets right back up and this time Sanders drops him with a big boot and Lipton tries getting up but falls back down!]
**BOOOOOOOOOO**
**TOMMY**TOMMY**TOMMY**
[Sanders does the neck cutting taunt and lifts Tommy Lipton up!! Sanders sets up for the Shock and Awe!!! Sanders lifts Tommy up BUT TOMMY ESCAPES! Tommy POWERSLAMS Sanders!!!]
**CHEER**
TK: Tommy looks exhausted now!
Skyla: I wonder what will happen to Ravage if Tommy loses here?
TK: New management I assume...
[Tommy looks for the sharp shooter!! But Sanders pushes Lipton off him! Sanders up to his feet charges at Lipton and Lipton charges at Sanders!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKE DOWN!]
TK: Both Men Down!!!
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[Tommy gets up as does Sanders! They grapple! Tommy gets in a wrist lock but Sanders reverses and drops Tommy with a hip toss and a leg drop on to Lipton’s arm! Sanders grabs Tommy and locks in the ‘Code Red’!!!
Tommy is close enough to grab the ropes but Sanders doesn’t release! The ref starts counting and Sanders wait’s till the last second before letting go the hold!]
TK: Sanders wants to hurt Tommy Lipton!
Skyla: Sanders just wants to win!
[Sanders back on his feet and starts firing off left and right hooks as Tommy tries to block but eventually Sanders breaks through and Tommy finds himself off balance Sanders takes advantage with a kick to the mid section and Drops Tommy Lipton HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**
Skyla: YES!!!
TK: Sanders nails the SHOCK AND AWE!!!!
[Corporal Sanders drags Lipton to the center of the ring and covers]
TK: Sanders doesn’t need Lipton to get that rope again!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE-KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER**
[Sanders can’t believe it and re covers!]
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
TH-KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**CHEEEEEERR!!!!**
[Sanders get’s right into the face of the ref and argues with the official! The ref is telling Sanders there was no three count, Sanders turns away from the ref… Sanders then swings around punching the ref in the face! The force of the hit sends the ref through the ropes and to the outside!!]
Skyla: Sanders just LEVELED THE REF!!!!
TK: Sanders has snapped!!! Lot’s of personal hate between him and Lipton and now Sanders has snapped!!!
Skyla: BEHIND YOU!!!
[Sanders hears Skyla scream and turns AND GETS TAKEN DOWN IN A CROSS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
!!!!! CHEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
TK: SANDERS LOOKS TO BE IN PAIN WILL HE TAP???
!!!! CHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!
WHACK WHACK WHACK!!!
TK: SANDERS TAPS OUT!!!! SANDERS TAPS OUT!!!!
***CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR****
TK: NO REF!!!!!!
Skyla: HAHA!!! No Ref No Win!
[Tommy releases Sanders and stands him up! Sanders gets kicked in the mid-section CANADIAN ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
**CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS**
[Tommy covers but there isn’t a ref still isn't around!!!]
TK-Crowd: ONE TWO THREE!!!!!
TK: COME ON THIS IS OVER!!!!!
[A ref comes running down the ramp And Lipton yells for the ref to move faster!!!!!]
***CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR***
TK: Sanders has been covered for OVER five seconds!!!
[The ref slides into the ring!!!!]
ONE........
TWO........
THRE-KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***BOOOOOOO***
TK: NO FAIR!!!!
Skyla: All that matters is Sanders kicked out!!!
[Lipton snaps and starts to pull at his hair! Lipton gets back to his feet and yells for Sanders to get up! Sanders does so slowly, Lipton kicks BUT Sanders grabs Liptons boot and spins him around and kicks Lipton in the gut and sets up for the Shock and Awe but Lipton escapes! Sanders runs at Tommy as he extends his arm for a clothesline but Tommy ducks and Sanders nails the REF!!!!! Lipton in behind Sanders …."THE BOUNCE"!!!!!!!]
TK: AGAIN NO REF!!!!
[Lipton drops to his knees and wipes the blood from his face!]
TK: Lipton looks just outraged!
[Lipton looks at Sanders and then goes to grab the lifeless Sanders and starts lifting him to his feet! LOW BLOW!!!!]
TK: Sanders managed enough life to nail the low blow!!!!
[Sanders rolls out of the ring and grabs the US Boxing Title sitting by the ring bell!
Sanders rolls back into the ring!]
***BOOOO***
[Tommy Lipton slowly gets up, Sanders charges and
CCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKK!!!!]
***BOOOO***
TK: Sanders just leveled Lipton with that Title belt!!!
Skyla: Lipton shouldn’t have tried rubbing the gold in Sanders face and it wouldn’t have been at ring side!
TK: Wait! What The Hell Is THIS!!!
[From the top ramp, Nate Rodgers comes walking out with the Unified Title around his waist, as beat up as he looks he still manages to smile!]
**BOOO**
[Nate calls for someone else to join him… Scott Andrews with the TV title around his waist drags a ref out with the help of Gunnar Granderson who holds in his left hand the North American Title Belt!!!!! They tell the ref to do his job!!]
TK: This Isn’t Happening!!!
Skyla: HA! Gunnar still has the North American Championship Belt!
TK: He’s not the champion!
Skyla: He has the title that’s all that matters!
[Sanders covers Lipton!!!!!]
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TWO......
*BOOOO*
THRE-KICK OUT!!!!!
TK: LIPTON KICKS OUT AND THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE HERE IN CANADA!!!!!
***CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR***
[Sanders grabs Lipton BUT LIPTON HITS THE DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
TK: BOTH MEN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
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TK: LIPTONS UP!!!!
[Lipton sees Andrews on the apron and goes to hit Scott but Scott jumps off in time! The ref is being distracted by Gunnar as Nate slides the US title back in the ring to Sanders!!!! Tommy is busy telling Gunnar to get out of here or this time he WILL BE FIRED! Edmund attemps to get in the ring and Tommy knocks him off the apron!]
Skyla: Tommy's surrounded!!!
TK: He has too many guys to watch and so does the ref it appears!! This is unfair!!!
[The ref turns to see whats going on behind him but Scott is up on the apron and the ref now directs his attention to Scott who's trying to enter the ring with Gunnar!!! Nate enters the ring and Tommy hits THE BOUNCE!!!]
TK: TOMMY BOUNCES NATE RODGERS!!!
[Tommy gets up and CRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!! Tommy drops faster than a stack of bricks!!!!!! Sanders smiles as he tosses the US Boxing title to the outside and Gunnar Edmund Scott and a really sore Nate Rodgers back off so the ref can do his job!]
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**
TK: Wow, Lipton was just AMBUSHED!!!
Skyla: The ref isn't disqualifying Sanders so it's ok!!!!
TK: The ref didn't see!!! He was tied up with Gunnar and Scott Andrews!!!
Skyla: The ref obviously was slacking!
TK: WHAT!!!??
[Sanders smiles as he lifts Lipton and executes the Shock and Awe!!!! Sanders covers and Nate Rodgers orders the hesitant ref to count!]
ONE.....
***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
TWO....
***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
***BULL SH*T***BULL SH*T******
TK: BS IS RIGHT!!!!
Dave: What a solid match! BUT so is this next match! After years of being in the WWX KB's dreams come true in what was one HELLAVA Main Event! Let's ignore what happened after and just watch the match between two tough SOB's!!!
Krimzon Blaze vs Lost Soul for the Unified Championship!
DINNNNNG DINNNNNG DINNNNNG
Bonn: Ladies and Gentleman, this is YOUR Hall of Pain Main Event of the Evening! And it is for the WWX Unified Heavyweight Championship of…..the….WORLD!
***CHEEEEEEEER***
[Both men come to the center of the ring for their introductions. Blaze smiles nodding in respect to the champion, and Soul answers with the same.]
Mike Hart: Everyone on their feet for this one.
Bonn: The referee in charge is WWX Senior Official, Dick Robinson, and tonight’s time keeper, David Young. Introducing first, to my left… he is the challenger. Weighing in tonight at 215 pounds, standing 6’2 from Detroit Michigan, The Aerial Specialist, Krimzonnnnnn BLAAAAAZE!!!!
***CHEEEER***
Gary Lane: Plenty of fans here to see the 2011 Hall of Fame Inductee in hopes of finally realizing his dreams.
Bonn: And his opponent. The current WWX Heavyweight Champion of the WORRRLD! Standing 6’8, and weighing in tonight at 300 pounds, from Sagwon, Alaska….. The LOST SOOOOUL!
***CHEEEEER***
[Both men back into their corners awaiting the opening bell.]
Mike Hart: Legends are legends. This is a classic tale of David versus Goliath.
Gary Lane: It sure is Mike. This is it folks, the time has finally come, our Hall of Pain Ten MAIN EVENT!
DING DING
[Blazes comes running out of his corner using his speed to deliver a quick drop kick to Soul’s leg taking the big man down.]
Mike Hart: Looks as though Blaze won’t waste any time, and will use his strength in his speed to gain the advantage against an already tired Lost Soul.
Gary Lane: It’s smart, but Soul doesn’t look that tired. Oh, he ducks the attempted quick kick to the back of his head; Blaze over shoots and falls to the mat.
[Soul sees this and hits Blaze with an elbow on the ground, giving himself enough time to get to his feet. Blaze recovers quickly and comes back at the Champion delivering forearms to the mid section of Soul. With Soul hunched over slightly, Blaze connects with an Enziguri!]
Mike Hart: Oh! Blaze with the quick cover!
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Gary Lane: Soul with a powerful Kickout! Blaze surprising him early on here with his speed.
[Soul uses the corner ropes to get to his feet. Blaze running in behind him with a jumping side kick…. OH! The Champion gets out of the way sending the Aerial Specialist crashing into the turnbuckle. Soul’s uses his veteran know-how taking advantage of this opportunity. Picking the fallen Blaze up Soul executes a powerful suplex.]
Mike Hart: Blaze holding his back, ouch, that had to have hurt.
[Soul slowly getting to his feet walks over to pick Blaze up again delivering some hard punches. Blaze falls back not taking the Champion’s shot lightly. Soul grabs Krimzon’s arm and whips him HARD into the far corner chest first. Blaze grimaces in pain as Soul approaches him from behind.]
Gary Lane: The Champion looking to set something up here…
[Soul
reaching around the challenger going for an early End of Days, but Blaze squirms out after being lifted into the air. He falls forward landing on his feet and Soul staggering to gain balance behind him.]
Mike Hart: PELE! PELE!
[Blaze’s left foot just connects with the face of the taller Soul as both men fall to the mat.]
***CHEEEEER***
Gary Lane: What a counter by Krimzon!
***Let’s Go Krimzon!***….***Let’s Go Soul!***
Mike Hart: Quite a split crowd here for tonight’s Main Event,
and an evenly fought bought thus far.
[With both men getting to their feet, Blaze reaches his first. Soul gets up slowly giving Blaze time to bounce off the side ropes coming back to hit a flying DDT! Soul rolls onto his back, Blaze noticing this reacts quickly and springs off the ropes again hitting a moonsault across the Champion’s Chest!]
Gary Lane: Blaze with the cover…..
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Mike Hart: Oh! And Soul Kicks out!
***CHEEEER/BOOO***
[Pushing Blaze off Soul struggles to his feet. Blaze trying to remain on offense goes running at Soul with flying knees to the chest, catching the champ’s head in a clinch while in the air. Soul holds his ground being the stronger of the two and stops the attempt at another DDT. He delivers some punches to Blaze’s side forcing him to drop his knees and both men to stand on their own two feet. Soul slaps Blaze’s left tricep upwards escaping the clinch and moving his head under Krimzon’s right arm.]
Gary
Lane: What a counter here by Soul, demonstrating great power. What’s he doing?
[Soul gets Blaze up off the ground now, and delivers a crushing sitout side slam, sending Krimzon to the mat on his neck and shoulder. Blaze goes down hard, and a winded Soul crawls over to make the cover….]
Mike Hart: Oh! This just might do it folks!
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……KICKOUT!
***CHEEER/BOOO***
Gary Lane: An incredible kickout by Blaze!
[Soul with a look of shock on his face quickly disregards the previous result, and continues the assault. He picks Blaze up and Irish Whips him back first into the far corner. Soul slow to the pitch walks over and hit Krimzon with a hard thigh to the mid section. Blaze falls to his knees trying to catch his breath. Soul takes a moment to collect his footing.]
Mike Hart: Being tired, the first thing to go is usually one’s legs.
[The Champ leans over Blaze pulling back his back right hand, but the challenger beats him to the punch. Delivering a shot to the gut of Soul beginning to fight back. Blaze keeps the punches coming fighting to his feet. Soul wobbles back taking the shots one by one. Once enough distance is created, Blaze runs to his near ropes on the attack to Soul hitting him with a hurricanrana! The champion goes flying to the mat. Blaze gets up seeing his opponent down and points to the top turnbuckle.]
***CHEEER/BOO***
Gary Lane: Krimzon Blaze signaling for a big move here begins his climb to the top turnbuckle.
[Once atop the turnbuckle Blaze shoots the double guns in the air and comes soaring to the mat hitting a vicious Spinal Tap!]
Mike Hart: SPINAL TAP! SPINAL TAP! Oh, that has to be it!
[Blaze turns over hurriedly jumping on Soul for the cover…
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***CHEER/BOO***
Gary Lane: What!? How?
{Blaze in disbelief slams his hands into the mat and goes back at it. With Soul getting to his feet the challenger hits a flurry of kicks to the big man. This slows Soul down but he staggerly gets to his feet. Soul in desperation hits Blaze with a head butt that sends both men backing into the ropes. Blaze remaining on his attack shakes the cobwebs out and charges at Soul with his speed. Instinct kicks in for the legend and a defensive BIG BOOT to the face sends Blaze to the mat flipping to his stomach!]
Mike Hart: What a kick to the face! That kind of instinct is the reason The Lost Soul
has had so much success here in the WWX.
Gary Lane: Yes, and it should give Soul a little room to catch his breath, too bad he can’t make the cover.
[Soul hovers on one knee in the far corner trying to gather himself. Krimzon coming to, leans up to have a look and find his opponent. He sees Soul slowly rising and gets up quickly running towards the Champion’s corner. A bounce off the ropes SPRING BOARD REVERSE DDT!]
Mike Hart: Wow! Big move after big move here!
Gary Lane: The stamina of these men is incredible. Moves like this cost a lot of energy.
Mike Hart: Blaze with another cover…
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Kickout!
Gary Lane: And ANOTHER Kickout by the Champion! Where is he getting the power to stay in
this?
[The Lost Soul is rolling to his front on the mat. Blaze, exhausted and frustrated on his knees just looks over at the Dark Druid in disbelief. (Off-mic) “What the HELL do I have to do?” Blaze pulls himself up thinking of his next move as Soul gets to his feet. Both men leaning tiredly in their corners have a look as the crowd gets to their feet beginning to clap and cheer wildly.]
Mike Hart: The fans here in New York are loving this match! Cheering for such a fierce competition.
Gary Lane: Yes, it’s really an amazing thing but this is still for the World Championship and Soul has been here before.
[Soul looks over at Blaze who charges at the champ again. The more experienced Soul side steps Blaze and begins delivering some shots on him in the corner. Knees to the mid section and a couple elbows take the challenger off his mark. Soul sees a tired Krimzon and looks at him quickly deciding to go for the kill. He lifts Blaze up so he is sitting in front of him on the
top turnbuckle. Soul begins his ascend as well, getting on the first turnbuckle. With a wobbly Blaze The Champion looks to be in good shape getting to the second turnbuckle. Soul hooks one arm…]
Mike Hart: What!? Is he serious? Is he going for the End of Days from the top rope!?
Gary Lane: I would say so. This is Hall of Pain!
[Getting in position Soul attempts the lift, but Blaze wraps his right leg around Soul’s. The Champ fends the leg off and goes for it, but the Aerial Specialist stops him again. A few punches to Soul and the hold is broken. Blaze under hooks Soul’s left arm, and then the right.]
Mike Hart: Wait, what is Blaze doing?
Gary Lane: I don’t know I haven’t seen him do this
before.
[Getting the under hooks in firmly, Blaze takes a deep breath and dives forward over the head of Soul holding the hooks in position. A 360 CORKSCREW Falling forward lands Lost Soul on his back in front of Blaze!]
***GASPS CAN BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE ARENA FOLLOWED BY A COLD SILENCE***
Mike Hart: Oh my God! Oh my God! What the HELL was that!?
Gary Lane: I’m not sure but I think that was The Suicide! I’ve only seen it once before, Mike, and it certainly isn’t something to try unless you are desperate.
[With both men down, and utterly exhausted Blaze shows some sign of life. He looks up in a daze at Soul and crawls over just making it far enough to cover with one
arm
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Soul gets his shoulder up!
DING! DING! DING!
Mike Hart: Wait!? What!?
Bonn: Here is your winner…. And NEEEEW WWX UNIFIED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLD! KRIMZON BLAAAAAZE!!!
***CHEEEEEER***
Dave: Now to our third match of the year, a friendship on the rocks, mistrust, grudges held over the years. It finally lead to HOP X!!!
Darkness versus Tommy Lipton!
Hart: Welcome back folks and get ready.
Lane: For this one match only we will not be calling the action from our normal table but from inside the Hall of Pain itself!
[The arena lights go out, and three lightning bolts strike the stage. A dim spotlight lights up one corner of the stage as the band Skillet begins to play "Whispers In The Dark". A dense fog begins to cover the stage leading into the Hall of Pain as Darkness walks out and pauses in the center of the stage. Slowly and methodically Darkness begins to walk down the ramp as the fog appears to follow him and makes his way to the door leading inside the Hall Of Pain. As the lights come back up Darkness enters.]
Cameras pan around inside the HOP, a massive corridor with suits of armor propped up symmetrically along the walls. A lone, dusty ring sits in the center of the Hall. The room is vacant aside from the on-site camera teams positioned around the ring.
Ladders, tables and crates full of vicious weaponry are scattered around the Hall surrounding the ring. A WWX-Tron is mounted on the deep wall depicting the main arena.
['Happens All The Time' plays and the Hall Of Pain explodes with screams of cheers and boos! The arenas lights flicker black and white.]
Crowd: We Love You But You Suck
We Love You But You Suck!
Hart: Fans expressing their feelings for the Legend Tommy Lipton.
Lane: He sucks is right!
Bonn: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing his opponent from Toronto Ontario Canada, weighing in at 260 pounds he is Mr. WWX... TOMMY LIIIIPTON!!
[Tommy appears at the top of the ramp bottle of water in his hands, he chugs it back and raises his head high and spits the water into the air creating a mist. Tommy tosses the bottle across the room and makes his way to the ring. Hitting two turnbuckles he raises his right arm before standing center ring waiting for his music to end.]
[The two men touch gloves as they await the arrival of the official for the match.]
Lane: Some respect shown here.
Hart: Good to see, these two I always felt to be buddies and yet here we are, Hall Of Pain 10 and Darkness has some things he wants to get off his chest!
Bonn: ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a hall of pain last man standing match. This is an unsanctioned match. Introducing the special guest referee for this match... The former chairman of the WWX Board... Steve Cuthbert!
* * cheer * *
Master of puppets begins playing on the sound system as the former WWX chairman steps out from the HOP tunnel entrance.
Cuthbert makes his way down to the ring set up in the Hall of Pain and has a short discussion with the timekeeper via radio. He enters the ring and checks on both wrestlers. Tommy Lipton stretches out on the ropes. Darkness cracks his neck and begins circling.
Hart: this one is about to begin ladies and gentlemen, while the most anticipated matches of the year.
Lane: while these men have usually seen themselves on the same side, tonight their growing rivalry comes to head and will be settled once and for all.
[Darkness nails Tommy with a chop, then three strikes to the face and drops Lipton with a big boot! Lipton rolls around holding his sore jaw.]
Lane: Usually Tommy is quick with those jabs! Perhaps he's rusty! Or wait maybe out of his prime!
Hart: it has been shy of a year since Tommy last saw regular action and he tapped out to Soul in record time just weeks ago!
The two waste no time. Tommy Lipton takes it to Darkness. Driving the big man back with a flurry of punches into the ropes. Darkness recovers and catches Tommy Lipton elbow slowing down just enough before throwing him into the ropes.
Tommy rebounds and doubles the big man with a hard clothesline.
Darkness quickly gets up as Tommy bounces off the ropes and levels Lipton with ODU to the jaw.
Tommy rolls to the right and gets right backup unfazed and charges at Darkness'. Tommy again backs Darkness up into the ropes with a flurry of punches driving the big man into the Corner.
Darkness counters with a punch followed by another, grabs Lipton, and whips him to the far side. But Tommy reverses only to be double reversed by Darkness and some back-first hard into the corner.
Tommy winces in pain and stumbles forward only to be caught by the throat from the hand of the big man looking for the choke slam. Lipton drives and elbow into Darkness' jaw and Darkness loses hold.
Tommy again backs Darkness up with a series of hard shots to the chin. He hits the ropes for momentum only to catch one square to the chin from Darkness.
Darkness takes advantage of the opportunity driving his knee down onto the throat of Lipton. Cuthbert admonishes Darkness and begins the count. Darkness looks up at four, then stomps viciously onto Lipton's chest.
Darkness grabs Tommy's hair and ropes is neck over the bottom rope pressing down on the back of Liptons neck with his knee. Cuthbert begins the count and breaks the hold. Darkness turned his attention to the Ref.
Tommy struggles to get to his feet the lens of the beautiful shot the face of Darkness really in back but Darkness counters with a shot of his own and knocks Tommy to the mat. Lipton gets back to his feet.
Both men attempted clothesline and connect at the same time leveling each other but.
Darkness manages to get up first and drives a knee into lipton's rib cage. Lipton rolls out of the ring. Darkness follows him out.
Darkness grabs ahold of Tommy by the back of his hair and stuns him with a knee to the stomach. Darkness grabs hold of tommy's head ,winds back and levels him with a head butt.
Darkness hauls lipton back up.
Hart: Darkness kicks Tommy Lipton in the gut and delivers
Lane: a DDT!!!
Hart: Darkness steps back and waits for the count.
Lane: Darkness’ got it!
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Tommy pops back up to his feet
Hart: NO!! It's not over yet!
Darkness sends Tommy Lipton down with a clothesline and starts stomping.
Darkness kicks Tommy Lipton in the head repeatedly.
Darkness elbow drops Tommy Lipton in the chest!
Darkness stomps the back of Lipton.
Darkness picks Lipton up.
Hart: Darkness kicks Tommy Lipton in the gut and delivers
Lane: …a second DDT!!!
Hart: He’s looking to end it early.
Lane: Not gonna happen. Tommy Lipton may be a bit rusty but he’s a fighter, Mike.
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Hart: Lipton brushing off everything Darkness is bringing here tonight.
Lipton nails a series of forearm smashes into Darkness’ midsection
Hart: They are fighting it out to the announcers table...
Lane: No! Not again!?
Hart: Tommy Lipton slams Darkness ‘ head right into the table!!
Tommy Lipton grabs Darkness and then they both move back into the ring.
Tommy Lipton puts Darkness into a Scorpion Deathlock!
Hart: The Scorpion Deathlock!!!
Lane: The referee is checking the situation...
Tommy Lipton tightens the hold...
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Darkness crawls slowly to ringside...
Hart: Can Darkness make it to the ropes?
Lane: Does reaching the ropes even break holds in a HOP match??
Darkness tries to grab the ropes.
Tommy Lipton pulls Darkness further away.
Lane: Lipton slowing this one down and looking to sap the strength of his former pupil.
Tommy Lipton again wrenches on the hold...
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Darkness pokes Tommy’s eyes and Mr. WWX stumbles back, guarding his vision.
Darkness escapes and moves away!
Lane: You sometimes just gotta do what you gotta do to get out of situations like that one.
Darkness to his feet and send Tommy reeling with a knee strike to the ribs.
Hart: Darkness now has the upper hand.
Lane: Darkness delivers a hard European uppercut...
And a bodyslam...
Followed up by a backdrop!!!
Hart: I don’t think Tommy will be able to take much more of this Gary.
Lane: And Darkness waiting for the referee’s count...
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Hart: Lipton gets wobbily back to his feet.
Darkness delivers a backdrop!
Darkness is up on his feet.
Darkness grabs Tommy Lipton and hits a shoulder block!
Hart: Sent down again.
Lane: And now Darkness is picking Tommy Lipton up by the head. He hits the ropes…
Darkness charges towards Tommy Lipton for another shoulder block...
At the same time, Tommy Lipton delivers a CIB!!!
Lane: Check this out! Both superstars are down.
Hart: The both of them ran at each other at the same time.
Lane: Darkness is slowly getting up.
Hart: Well... so is Tommy Lipton!
Tommy manages to get up first. He catches Darkness off balance with a combo then sends him into the ropes.
Darkness bounces back right into an awaiting scoop slam from Mr. WWX!
**BOOM**
Tommy pops back up to his feet and looks wild eyed at the camera.
Hart: Tommy’s making a comeback!
[Tommy fires off a left and then a hard right! Tommy whips Darkness into the ropes, Darkness bounces back and a low drop kick to Darkness' knees drops Darkness as Tommy manages to grab a good breath!]
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Darkness stirs and begins to get back up.
Tommy lays the boots into him.
Lipton hauls Darkness up and tries for a whip to the corner but Darkness reverses. Tommy hits the turnbuckle chest first and stumbles backward.
Darkness grabs his arm and spins him around grasping him by the throat…he lifts..
BAM!!
Hart: Choke slam to hell!! This could be all over!
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[Tommy shocks the crowd as he stands up at eight after the Choke Slam by Darkness! Darkness’ knees are a little rattled still by the focused attacks. Darkness lunges but is caught with a drop toe hold by Lipton, Lipton locks in the ankle lock!!!!!]
Lane: No submission allowed!
Hart: He knows that. Tommy doesn't want Darkness to be able to stand that’s damn certain, and damn smart because if Darkness can't stand tall and strong, his size will no longer have any meaning in this match!
Darkness breaks free and rolls out of the ring. Tommy, fired up, quickly follows after.
A running elbow from TL drives Darkness back toward the wall.
[Tommy goes for a CIB but Darkness counters, spins Tommy around Sudden Impact! Both men are down!!]
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[Darkness looks to be setting up his finisher... Tommy dazes with a shot from nowhere. Darkness grabs at him and with every last bit of Lipton’s strength he pushes back off Darkness and hits the Bounce right into the side partition of the hall!!! BOUNCE!!!]
[The whole wall section caves in as both men crumple through the plywood and sheet rock into the Darkness beyond.]
Hart: Oh my God! Darkness and Lipton just crashed through the walls of the Hall Of Pain.
Lane: They are now on the outside of the Hall and in the garage area of the arena.
Hart: These guys a battered, bruised, and bloody. How much more can they take?
[Darkness and Lipton both lay motionless on the ground as Cuthbert checks on both of them. Darkness is the first to make it to his feet falling against a wall but able to maintain his balance. The ref seeing this begins a 10 count on Lipton.
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Lipton starts to stir and manages to make it to one knee.]
Lane: One knee isn't going to cut it in a last man standing match.
Hart: I'm amazed he got to one knee.
[The ref continues the count. 7....
8....
Lipton manages to make it to his feet and keep his balance breaking the count and continuing the match. Lipton notices Darkness leaning against the wall and charges. Darkness sees Lipton just in time and side steps grabbing Lipton by the head and slamming it into the wall. Lipton slumps to the ground with blood pouring from his head. Darkness falls to one knee after exerting all the energy he had left putting Lipton's head into the wall. The ref begins to count...
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
Darkness uses what is left in his body to push himself back up to both feet.]
Hart: Darkness can barely stand and yet he seems to find something deep inside to keep him going.
Lane: I don't know how either one of these guys keep going. They both are bleeding from just about every part of their body.
[8...
9...
9.5....
Lipton crawls up the wall and makes it back to his feet.]
Lane: Both men clearly exhausted as this match has gone on for more than thirty minutes now.
Hart: I hope the medics have the blood on standby because both Lipton and Darkness are going to need every drop they can get.
[Darkness approaches Lipton who mule kicks Darkness right in the gut. Darkness doubles over as Lipton musters up what little bit of energy he had left and lifts Darkness up into the Bounce.]
Lane: Lipton looking to end it here.
Hart: Wait! Darkness counters right into the Total Eclipse.
[Darkness counters the Bounce right into a Total Eclipse. The sheer awkwardness of the counter causes more Lipton's back to hit the ground than his head saving him from serious injury. Darkness begins to crawl around the corner of the arena as the ref begins the count on Lipton.
1...
2...
3...
4...Lipton begins to move as Darkness didn't connect fully with the Total Eclipse.]
5…
6…
Lipton rises back to his feet. Darkness stares at him incredulously.
Hart: Darkness can’t believe it.
Lane: Hell, I can’t freaking believe it! How in the world is this man still standing, Mike?
Darkness lunges toward Lipton but Mr. WWX sidesteps and catches Darkness with a drop toe hold sending Darkness crashing forward, shoulder first, into the front end of a parked Honda Civic, busting its headlight off and leaving the front bumper dangling to the ground.
Lane: What vicious impact! So, what happens now that the action has left the Hall of Pain?
Hart: The match must go on.
[Darkness pries himself away from the car, blood pouring from a nasty cut above his right eye.]
He turns just as Lipton strikes again catching Mr. WWX with a boot to the face.
Darkness retaliates with a fresh onslaught, chop after chop, driving TL back. Collar and elbow tie up and Darkness scoops Lipton high over head, turns and gorilla presses Tommy onto the hood of a Black Range Rover.
**CRUNCH**
Hart: Darkness just pressed Lipton right onto Lost Soul’s ride!!
Lane: That left a pretty dent.
Darkness scrambles onto the roof of the Honda, measures and leaps off with an elbow.
Lipton sees it coming and rolls off the Rover hood. Darkness sails past his target and impacts into the windshield of the Range Rover, glass shatters and busts all over his upper torso.
Lipton flops to the floor. Cuthbert begins a count.
1…
2…
3…
4..
Tommy pulls himself up to his feet.
5…
Darkness slides off the hood.
Tommy staggers across the parking garage.
Darkness groggily follows after, both men swaying from pain and exhaustion.
Lane: Where the heck are they going?
Hart: I don’t even think they know. They’re just acting on instinct at this point. Probably trying to find their way back to the ring.
Lane: But they’re going out through the sliding doors…right into the main entrance of the Clan McIver Towers!
Cuthbert and the camera teams follow both men out through the doors.
Tommy catches Darkness with an elbow then grabs him by the back of the neck. The two cross the room, TL pulling and whips Darkness into a vending machine.
Darkness groans in agony as candy bars and potato bag chips unseat inside the machine.
He rebounds back and catches TL with a stunning forearm smash.
Darkness grabs TL’s arm and whips him into the main rotunda. TL crashes into the information center desk and rolls over it to the other side.
Darkness begins stalking around the desk when Tommy suddenly pops up his arm swinging forward.
**POW**
A small porcelain Christmas tree flung from TL’s hand explodes on impact onto Darkness’ noggin. The big guy stumbles slightly but manages to dodge a flying clothesline from Lipton. Darkness spins TL around, hoists him by the pant seat and back body drops him onto the desk.
Darkness gets up and stomps twice on his opponent before hauling him up. Darkness sets up for the Black Out…
Hart: Look out Tommy!!
Lipton squirms free and whips Darkness hard into the WWX Logo mounted on the wall.
Darkness teeters and stumbles down the opposite corridor toward the side entrance. Lipton follows and both men trade forearm shots and chops out through the door into the cold night air in a side alley way.
Darkness drives back Lipton with a solid uppercut then tosses him through a small doorway which gives easily and Lipton goes crashing through. Darkness follows in. Cuthbert and the camera crews not far behind.
The camera ducks just in time as a pizza pan swings over. Darkness nails a hard shot into TL’s ribs with a rolling pin as a sweaty, overweight man with a thick moustache yells obscenities in Italian at him.
Lane: They’ve taken their fight into the kitchen of Papa Tony’s!
Tommy dodges another swing of the rolling pin and smashes the pizza pan square into Darkness’ face. Darkness reels and loses his grip on the rolling pin. TL winds up for another shot but Darkness grabs the handle of a nearby pot, flinging its contents onto Tommy. Tommy stumbles back into the dining area past the counter and wipes pizza sauce off his face and away from his eyes.
The distraction is just enough as Darkness spears into Tommy. Both men crash through the side section of the storefront window and topple onto the sidewalk.
Lane: I’m suddenly hungry. But I don’t think for pizza…especially now that I’ve seen where the sauce has been.
TL gets to his feet hauling Darkness up with him. He drives him forward, propelling him through the doorway of an adjacent building. The camera just catches sight of a small rainbow wind chime hanging beside the door before chasing in after the combatants.
Hart: My god! They’ve taken this battle into the Blue Unicorn!
Lane: Now THIS will be interesting! A wrestling match in a gay bar!
Hart: Nothing unusual for one of those establishments from what you’ve told me.
Darkness lunges at Tommy who ducks under a clothesline and heads past a drag queen dressed as Lucille Ball. Darkness turns catching a faceful of co2 from a fire extinguisher. Tommy wipes the blood from his face with his sleeve as he empties the cylinder on Darkness.
TL drops the expended extinguisher as Cuthbert begins the count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
Darkness begins to stir as a very chest hairy Marie Antoinette begins whispering sweet nothings into Tommy’s ear.
Tommy shoves past two of the village people and hits a Texas Elbow drop onto Darkness before he can get up.
Darkness kicks TL off, grabs a feather boa from Marilyn Monroe and begins choking Tommy with it. TL struggles to break free, pulling himself along the dance floor as YMCA begins pumping out from the speakers of the club.
Tommy reaches the DJ’s stage, Darkness heaving back on the boa, and reaches…
Hart: Tommy grabs Barbara Streisand’s stiletto and swings back connecting with the bridge of Darkness’ nose. That’s gotta hurt!
Tommy gasps for breath and both men groggily get to their feet. Tommy snatches away the Construction Worker’s shovel. Darkness yanks away Little Red Riding Hood’s basket of goodies.
Darkness swings..
Tommy swings..
**Crack**Crack**
Hart: Both men are down! A double impact!
The shovel falls from a barely conscious Tommy’s hand.
Phalluses and bottles of warming KY jelly and body butter spill from Red Riding Hood’s basket as Darkness lies nearly motionless.
Cuthbert checks the situation and begins the count on both men..
1…
…
2…
…
3…
…
4…
…
5…
…
Darkness begins to stir..
6…
Tommy begins to stir..
7…
…
8…
Darkness up to one knee
…
Tommy to a knee..
9…
Darkness attempts to stand but wails in pain and falls over clutching his knee
9.5..
Tommy strains to rise and screams out in pain as he agonizingly stands and catches himself, holding himself up with assistance of a bar stool.
10!!!
Strobe lights flash in the bar as “It’s Raining Men” begins playing on the speakers.
Through tears of pain Tommy smiles broadly as he slumps back down to the floor.
Cuthbert raises the Lipton’s hand in victory as EMT’s rush into the bar and begin attending to both men.
Bonn: Here is your winner of the 2011 Hall of Pain Last Man Standing Match…Mr. WWX…Tommy Lipton!!!!!
***CHEEEEEER***
Hart: Unbelieveable!!
Lane: Both of these two men have just gone through a war…What a wild match!
Dave: They sure did Lane! From the arena to the gay bars for one heck of a night on the town!
[The men who earned the best matches of the year take a stand before Dave calls to award the next category.]
Dave: What's the WWX with out some solid upsets of the year!!! Nominated was Krmzon losing his new won title to SPeD at HOP 10 and Ethan Taylors Fall From Grace! Here is your winner, let's watch!
Biggest Upset Of 2011:
Bonn: Here is your winner…. And NEEEEW WWX UNIFIED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLD! KRIMZON BLAAAAAZE!!!
***CHEEEEEER***
Gary Lane: I guess it was just too little too late for Soul.
(Blaze holds the Title up high, and offers his hand to Soul. Being a bit reluctant and bitter after the loss, he waits for a few seconds, then decides to shake the new champ's hand)
Hart: What a show of sportsmanship, Gary!
Lane: Whoop-de-fricken-doo, Mike!
(As they shake hands, the lights in the arena go out, and the opening riff to "Damage, Inc." starts to play. The light comes back up, and WMD takes out Lost Soul with a
***SHOTGUN BLAST***
to the face, as he rolls to the outside, and Blaze eats a faceful of Dora after a sick headshot from Loco)
Lane: DAMAGE INC. IS HERE! DAVIS IS GONNA CASH IN!
Hart: OH MY GOD! But where's the case, Gary?
Lane: I...I don't know, Mike.
(WMD picks up Blaze, and leans him against the corner. WMD & Loco then exit the ring, and stand guard in front of it.)
Lane: What is going on here, Mike?
Hart: I don't know, Gary...we just finished watching a match for the ages, and a celebration ruined by these two thugs...and..oh my-
(As Mike said that, the lights went out in the arena again....and then, through the PA system, the opening riff to "Cult of Personality plays, as the building goes nuts with a huge ovation. At the end of the riff, a huge pyro goes off in the middle of the ring. The music stops, the lights come back on, and a hooded figure in a black shroud robe stands in the ring. The crowd is chanting "EASTIN! EASTIN! EASTIN!")
Lane: Mike, is that-
Hart: Gary, i think that is...that is...
(At that moment, the hooded figure shakes off his hood, and reveals that it is....)
Hart: THAT'S 'EVIL' sPeD EASTIN! OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT!
Lane: THE CULT OF PERSONALITY IS BACK IN THE WWX!!
(sPeD blows out a huge cloud of smoke from his mouth, and the place absolutely erupts)
Crowd: EASTIN! EASTIN! EASTIN!
(Blaze regains enough composure to look like he has just seen a ghost. sPeD shimmies off his robe to reveal that he is holding the "Race For The Case" briefcase, which makes the crowd erupt even louder)
Hart: Is that?
Lane: Yes Mike! sPeD's got the case! sPeD's GOT THE CASE! DAVIS GAVE IT TOO HIM!! DAVIS WON IT FOR HIM!!
Hart: Hold up, Gary- is that even legal?
(before anything else happens, "Ketchaku R&D Part One" starts up, and James Ranger takes the stage, apparently pissed. He has a mic, and as he holds it to his mouth, his angry scowl turns into a mischievous grin.
Ranger: ...I'll allow it!
(Blaze has the biggest "WTF?" look on his face as he says that, and sPeD hands the case to the ref. Ranger makes his way down to ringside)
Bonn: The following match..is for the WWX UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
sPeD: (off-mic) RING THE F(BLEEP)ING BELL NOW!
DING-DING-DING!
Hart: I can't believe it...but this match is underway, Gary!
Lane: I love it Mike..I LOVE IT!
(Out of desperation, Blaze goes after Eastin with a right haymaker and connects. sPeD goes for a haymaker of his own, buut Blaze ducks, Eastin spins around, catches Eastin the fireman's carry, attempts to go for the Kode of Silence, but Eastin counters it into a
***C.O.P. KILLER***)
Lane: C.O.P. KILLER! C.O.P. KILLER!
Hart: But it doesn't look like he got all of it!
(sPeD covers)
1....
2...2.8!
(sPeD looks frustrated, as goes to pick Blaze up, Blaze catches him in a small package)
Hart: SMALL PACKAGE BY BLAZE!
1....
2....2.5!
(Both men get up about the same time, and Blaze catches sPeD with a pele kick to the head, sending him to the mat)
Blaze: (to Ranger- off mic) Is this what you want? This bastard as Champ?! Go to Hell, Mamba! I'm gonna end this shit RIGHT NOW!
Hart: Blaze has got some choice words for the man in charge!
Lane: He better show that man some respect before he finds himself out of a job, Mike!
(Blaze turns around, gets a running start and goes for a HOLY SHOT, but sPeD puts his knees up.)
Lane: sPeD with the knees!
(sPeD gets up first, then Blaze gets up, holding his gut, and turns around, as sPeD stomps him in the gut and hits a
***C.O.P. KILLER***
Hart: Another C.O.P. KILLER, Gary! He got all of it!
Lane: And put some stank on it!
(Eastin hooks the leg)
1....
2....
3!
Hart: I can't believe it Gary! Blaze just lost the Title!
Lane: And the GREATEST return of this industry has just taken place in front of our very eyes!
Bonn: Your winner...and NEW WWX UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION...."THE CULT OF PERSONALITY" 'EVIL' sPeD EASTIN!!
Dave: Let's now take a look at the biggest victory of the year!
Gunnar Granderson takes all when he defeats DGS at HOP10 in a ladders match for both International and North American Championships
Gunnar goes for another overhead strike, but David GS rolls out of the way and kicks Gunnar's knee out from under him.
Gunner falls awkwardly to one knee, dropping his own chair.
David GS picks up the chair and delivers a shot to Gunnar's head.
David GS follows it up with another, then another, and finally a thunderous fourth shot.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike Hart: When brutality! Gunnar Granderson has to be out of it!
David GS sets on chair under the head of Gunnar Granderson and then grabs the other.
Gary Lane: UH OH!
Mike Hart: Oh NO! By everything that is good, NO! David GS is going to deliver the one man con-chair-to that will cave in Gunnar's skull.
Gary Lane: This could be not only the end of a championship, but a career!
Mike Hart: And if that happens, would Nate Rodgers have that on his conscience? He's the one that changed the match, increased the brutality!
David GS winds up with the chair.
David GS goes to swing the chair, but suddenly he stops.
Nate Rodgers, on his knees has grabbed a hold of the chair, preventing David GS from using it against Gunnar Granderson.
Gary Lane: What is Rodgers doing?
Nate Rodgers gets to his feet.
David GS tries to take the chair from him, but Nate Rodgers holds on fast.
Nate Rodgers kicks David GS in the midsection.
Nate Rodgers cracks David GS in the head with the chair.
Mike Hart: That's PAYBACK for what David GS did to Rodgers!
Gary Lane: He's the referee! He's not supposed to pay back, Mike!
David GS stumbles back and turns around right into...
A Gunnar Coup de Grace on the other chair!
Mike Hart: GCG onto a steel chair! His skull just bounced!
Gunnar Granderson goes for the pin.
Gary Lane: This isn't right, Mike!
Mike Hart: Not right! Then he shouldn't have laid his hands on Nate Rodgers!
Nate Rodgers crawls over and makes the count:
Nate Rodgers: One... two... three!
Crowd: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Nate RodgerS begins his ten count.
Mike Hart: Can David GS come back from that shot?
Gary Lane: It looks doubtful!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
David GS starts to stir.
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
David GS gets to one knee.
EIGHT!
David GS falls to his hands and knees.
NINE!
David GS can't pull himself up.
TEN!
Nate Rodgers calls for the bell.
Crowd: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Bonn: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW North American Champion, GUNNAR GRANDERSON!
Crowd: GUN-NAR! GUN-NAR! GUN-NAR! GUN-NAR!
Dave: The shortest come back of the year is obvious, no other was nominated. This man returned won gold, lost gold then left. He is the Legendary Falcon!!! Here's to hoping he returns and takes time to hang out awhile in 2012!!
The next award was battled between SPeD for his Hall Of Pain debut and victory over Blaze and Ethan Taylor for his huge debute to lead the Alliance into World Series and further more into the huge WarGames Deux at Two Front War.
NOW without further ado, the biggest comeback of the year.
Bonn: Here are your winners...The Team Of... David GS, Sucio, Pepper Red and Kevin Caaaaapon!!!!!!!!
**CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR**
[Kevin jumps into the crowd of fans and then climbs out and retrieves his gold]
**CHEEEEEEEEER**
TK: Oh, Wait... What's about to happen? DGS and Sucio?
[In the center of the ring... DGS and Sucio come face to face........ The two shake hands and raise each others arms in victory as Capone and Pepper join in to a standing ovation!]
TK: The Firm has been beaten final----
[CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAACCCKKKK!!! DGS is knocked out cold by Nate Rodgers who then swings taking out Sucio!!!CRRRRRRRAAACKKK!!!!! Pepper and Capone attack him but are then blind sighted by the rest of the Firm!]
TK: Come On!!!
Skyla: Lets Go Firm *clap clap clap*
TK: SHUT UP!
[Apocalypse comes running out from the back and enters the ring but is met by a boot of Corporal Sanders! The Firm like a pack of hungry dogs jump on Apocalypse! Desmond White slides into the ring with Cris Crim! And The Firm start attacking them!!!]
TK: Here comes more WWX!
[Dementia and Dash come charging the ring!!! Nate hits Cris Crim with with a Glamour Shot!]
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOO**
[Gunnar smakes a chair into the back of Dementia's head! But Kate Cameron over the guard rail and into the ring low blows Gunnar! But Sanders lifts her and throws her over the top rope!! Capone strikes Sanders, Capone lifts Sanders for the F5 WWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAACCCCKKK! Edmund is now in the ring a cracks a base ball bat into Capones Back!!!!!!!]
TK: My Gawd! The Firm is beating on members of the WWX!
[Edmund and Gunnar hit Dash with a double team DDT onto a chair!!!!]
Skyla: No One can take out The Firm, they are wolves together, a pack of wolves who hunt without any flaws!
TK: Some One STOP THIS!
[Apocalypse and Desmond attempt to bring down the big man who is Corporal Sanders but Nate and Andrews attack them! Capone holding his back with one arm tries to use the other to climb the ropes!]
**BOOOOOOOOOOOO**
[Apocalypse and White now grounded and being stomped on!!!]
Skyla: The Firm is proving a point here tonight! The WWX doesn't stand a chance against them!!
TK: Some One... Tommy Lipton for gawd sakes... Some One... Do SOMETHING!!! McIver! Tyler! Archer!!!!
[The Firm grabs Capone who's made it back on his feet!! Nate licks his lips]
Nate(Off Mic): Hold him up!!!
[Nate picks up the bat!]
TK: No... NO !!!!
**LIPTON!!! LIPTON!!!**
TK: The Fans are hoping Liptons the fourth man on Team Ravage! Gawd I hope so, we've been told the fourth man is here tonight and Lipton HATES the Firm!
[Nate taps the bat to Capones face! Nate swings the bat behind his back and positions himself for a homerun hit!]
TK: STOP THIS!!!!
[The Lights go out!!!!]
Nate(Off Mic): What The....
*LIPTON LIPTON LIPTON LIPTON LIPTON!!!**
TK: TOMMY!! CAN IT BE?!
[Disco lights start flashing throughout the arean and the RavagTron produces a heart on the screen
....
.......
......
Voice Over: "I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART"
[The Heart Cracks and splits in two!!!!!!!!!!]
TK: NOOO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
['Hero" By Skillet hits the speakers!!!!]
**CCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR***
TK: YES YES YES!!!
[Ethan Taylor with two batons in his hands comes storming the ring!!!!!!!!]
TK: ETHAN TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ETHAN TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skyla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Nate caught off guard and Capone escaps The Firms hold!!! Ethan cracks Gunnar with one Baton then spins and smakes Anderson with the second baton!!! Capone nails The F5 on Edmund!!! Taylor hits Sanders with The City Of Angels DDT! Sucio gets up and hits the Up The Bracket on a keeled over Gunnar Granderson!! DGS to his feet Spears Sanders!!! Kevin Capone F5's Nate Rodgers!!!]
***CHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR****
[Ethan off the top rope!! STARDUST SPLASSH (corckscrew shooting star press]
TK: YES
**CHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR**
[Ethan raises his arms as Capone DGS and Sucio help the members of WWX to their feet. Ethan requests a mic and gets it from Bonn.]
**CHEEEER**
[Ethan steps over Nate and looks down at him.]
Ethan: I'd like to introduce myself to the WWX once again... I AM the former General Manager... I am The Heart Breaker.... I AM THE LEADER OF TEAM RAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Skyla: This Isn't FAIR!
TK: OH MY GAWD! ETHAN TAYLOR IS HEADED TO WORLD SERIES!
Skyla: Greeeaat!
TK: Looks like John Tyler meant it when he said he would make the Firm pay!!!
Skyla: But Ethan Taylor! That's not right! Thats not FAIR!
TK: Ethan Taylor is joining the WWX at World Series! Ethan Taylor is BACK! Black Mambas Back! Falcons Back!! DUNCAN'S BACK!!! WORLD SERIES TWENTY ELEVEN!!! THIS SUNDAY ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Fade out on WWX logo]
WWXRAVAGE2011(c)
Dave: Next up is for the WWX's Mastermind of the year! This will go to the trickster of tricksters, a man who was able to strategise a plan and fool enough guys to make an impact. It came down to Sanders and Tommy, go figure, but was a 4 to 2 vote and although I see he is no longer in his seat, the award goes to Tommy Lipton for his genius plan to form the Alliance to go after the Firm and work the Alliance into turning on there own; DGS. With a spot open on Team Alliance after the sudden accident Capone had, Tommy waited till the very end to announce he was on Team Alliance and moved into take out a tired Ethan Taylor and capture the Unified title for himself. He had played the Alliance, he had seen his vengeance taken out on The Firm AND DGS! He made a master plan and it worked!
Dave: Well are show has one award left to give and that award is for the WWX Achievement of the year.
James Ranger went from GM to become the new Owner over the WWX. We have never seen a new owner since the day WWX was established. For this, James Ranger has earned this award!
Starting off as a manager for Viper, then into history making TV title matches, then to the World title and General Manager over Fury. 2011 James Ranger bought the WWX from Josh Tam who would not have handed such a Federation over to any one he wasn't confident in to keeping it great. So far Ranger has had nothing but success!
Dave: Ladies, Gents and Superstars the show is over, I am tired and before calling it quits for the night lets have one last applause for the 2011 Rheinhardt Whammy Award Winners!!!!
Recap tomorrow!!
[FTB]
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