Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'
On Wed, May30, 2018 10:44am America/Phoenix
Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'
(Scene opens in the living room of the 420 residence. The camera enters the room and shows a very large black leather sectional couch that wraps around the corner. A large bay window faces out to the woods. There is a large flat screen TV that takes up a chunk of the south wall. A smaller, grey, fluffy sectional is in the opposite corner. It is there that we find Tinordi and Glazebrook seated on opposite sides of the couch. Glazebrook is wearing a black Tool t-shirt and a pair of khaki cargo shorts. Tinordi is sporting a black Washington Capitals t shirt, a pair of black track pants, and a grey floppy hat with the Denver Broncos logo on the front. There is a small coffee table in front of the couch that they sit on, which has a few empty beer bottles on it and a large glass bong.) Tinordi – C-A-P-S! CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!! This has been an awesome ride! Glazebrook – Yeah, dude… it’s been Pittsburgh holding them back the whole time. Tinordi – Maybe, but I think that it is time that we address the… uh… elephant in the room, you know? So… Cameraman… (Tinordi motions to his left as the camera starts to pan across a shelf filled with various trophies and framed newspaper clippings. It continues until it reaches the corner, which rests a large stuffed grey cartoonish looking elephant.) Tinordi – (from off camera) So, like, Glaze won this for some skeezer he was trying to get with on the boardwalk in Atlantic City one night. But she ended up getting hammered, then got locked up for fighting these two chicks who were actually trying to fight each other. (As they talk, the camera slowly pans back to the original shot of the two men sitting on the couch.) Glazebrook – Yeah, dude. Those two were talking shit to each other and we stopped to watch, you know? A chick fight… you never know when a tittie might pop out or something. So, they were just talking back and forth and this chick was all like, “shut up and fight”, then one of them called her a bitch and she was all like, “Who you calling a bitch, bitch? I’ll whoop dat ass, bitch!” And then, she did. Then, she turned on the other chick and kicked her ass, too. Tinordi – Yeah, dude… she was a classy broad. Crazy as shit, but classy. Glazebrook – So, long story short, I kept the elephant. Tinordi -Yeah, dude… so why were we talking about that? Glazebrook – I don’t know. Tinordi – Speaking of crazy bitches, though… I guess we should talk about Scott Grayse. Glazebrook – Yeah, dude. He would work out well with that chick. Maybe we should hook them up. Tinordi – You still talk to her? Glazebrook – Nah, dude. Tinordi – So, I believe I got my point across Mr. Not-So-Amazing Grayse. We went out there and showed the world what time it was on Ravage last week. And we showed you what happens when you mess with 420. And we got a little more to dish out there at Bloodshed. Glazebrook – Yeah, dude… we got a little something for a whole slew of folks out there at Bloodshed. There’s like 20 people in this match and 420 is going to plow through them all like… I don’t know… something that plows… Tinordi – I see that backwoods, country background has come in handy when trying to pull good analogies. So, who else is up in this match, Cameraman? Cameraman - Well, you have a few of the guys that you went against in the title match, Grayse, Dragonfly, and then Twist. Glazebrook - (singing) C'mon, baby! Let's do the twist. Tinordi - Yeah, dude... and his little boyfriend, that Dragonfly Z dude... Because he can't be far behind. Cameraman - Then, there is Hex Girl... Tinordi - |BLEEP|... Cameraman - What? Tinordi - Nothing... who else? Cameraman - I think that is all the names that you guys have faced before. There are some other guys like Gimmick Jones, Riddick the Critic, Korack Bloodheart... Glazebrook - Oh! I remember him. Isn't he the Nigerian Nightmare? That real tall Viking looking dude? Cameraman - Well, no... that is Korath... this is Korack. Tinordi - You were close... but the thing is, they can put 10, 15, 20, or 420 other competitors out there and it won't make a difference. At the end of the match, there will just be that many more bodies out there for you guys to sort through while we are at the after party. Glazebrook - (picking up the bong this is on the table and lighting it) Yeah, dude... rolling on dubs, smoking on dubs... Tinordi - You see, we have a little something planned for this little shindig. Add that to the experience that we have and add all that to the pure athleticism and wrestling ability that we possess and it will equal one long night for the rest of you kids. Glazebrook - Dude... you're pretty good at math. Tinordi - Yeah, dude... so you new guys are going to learn what everyone in the X already knows... that when you step in the ring with 420... we're gonna treat you like a roach... and smoke ya! (Glazebrook takes a large hit and blows the smoke right into the camera until it fills the entire screen before fading to black.)