Running Down the Critic

Roleplay Roleplay by HEX GIRL
On Fri, May11, 2018 11:47pm America/Phoenix
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Running Down the Critic
*The sun is setting low over the Appalachian Mountains the camera approaches a twisted tree with a picnic table butted underneath it. As the camera approaches a voice comes from up in the tree.*

Riddick I was tempted to go easy on you because you're new. You just joined the WWX a month ago, but I'm not going to because you haven't paid attention.

*Hex Girl stands up in the fork of the tree and twist her way through the branches with cat-like grace before doing a flip on to the table top.*

You seem to think that making some less than witty quips about the fun trivia facts listed on my profile is gonna cut it as far as an analysis of me as an opponent. You also seem to be discounting me based on my gender and my size. You are SO goddamn wrong. While my official nickname is the Wiccan Wonder my unofficial nicknames are far more descriptive of my in ring ability, those being Tiny Terror and Psychopixie. 

*She starts to pace along the table top.*

Right now I'm trying to figure out the best way to break your cherry, and yes pun very much intended there. Do I plant my foot so far up your ass I could wear you for a shoe? Maybe I take that critique of your's roll it up in a nice little ball and shove it so far down your throat you'll be shitting stars and canvas for a week. Perhaps I should appeal to our GM, Mr. Lipton, to change this to a hardcore match; I bring my yellow duffle bag of tricks and I rate you in screams. I'm willing to bet I can make you be heard all the way into the nosebleed section without a microphone. Although it doesn't need to be a hardcore match and I don't need a weapon to make you bleed.

Riddick, while I may be the smallest person on the roster that just means that taking on someone bigger than me is nothing new and you are FAR from the largest I've taken on. You are fresh meat for the grinder and I am stage one. At this rate you are going to be lucky I don't leave you like a Turk in the Wallachian forest. If you don't know what that means I'll be happy to educate you, with a practical demonstration.

By the way your little estimation about my appearance. I believe you said I looked like "an S&M tomboy dominatrix" well enough people must like it because my cover of WWX monthly was one of the highest grossing covers to date. So you'll excuse me if I don't take fashion advice from someone who dresses like he's trying to imitate the cast of Peaky Blinders with the color palate of a piece chalk. When I'm done at Ravage that suit is gonna have some color. Now if you'll excuse me I have some actual work to do while you sit on your ass being annoying.

*She does a back flip off of the table and lands next to it before sprinting off to the nearby treeline.*

[cut to Hex Girl's logo and fade to WWX logo]

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