Titties and beer

Roleplay Roleplay by GIMMICK JONES
On Mon, Sep10, 2018 9:33pm America/Phoenix
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Titties and beer
{The shot opens inside a noisy, crowded hooters restaurant where we see Gimmick Jones devouring a plate off Buffalo wild wings. He wipes the sauces from his bearded chin to catch a part of a promo on the big flat screen television, shown through WWX network.)

Syndicate: Why does Tommy come after me?  I'm a |BLEEP|ing STAR for this company.  I put more butts in those seats than pretty much anyone else in that locker room.  I put on some of the best and most compelling matches this INDUSTRY has ever seen, and I do it EVERY |BLEEP|ING NIGHT. 

(Gimmick Jones scoffed at what he saw on the big TV and shook his head in disgust.)

"Talk about being a mark for yourself, sheesh. The dudes his own biggest fan boy and I, like most people, find it to be pathetically lame. Telling the same, boring, recycled story told the exact same way dozens of times before. You are the personification of a broken record, playing the same played out tune, always wanting one more spotlight dance that you never deserved to have. Your swan song is coming, lonely |BLEEP|ker and much like the Pendragon Clan, who went into witness protection over moi.. your whiny, annoying, Douchy self will not be missed either."

(A stack of bones collect on the plate of Gimmick Jones who blows the foam top off a frosty cold mug of beer before sucking it down with a loud, wet belch.)

"William Steen. You better be ready for this can of whoop ass that IMA bout ta open on the sloppiest operator in Wrestling! Because I'm like the street, a bee itch better look both ways before crossing me!"

(The scene fades with Gimmick Jones posing for a picture with the lovely ladies of hooters as the scene fades to the infamous WWX logo.)

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