Where is that Mason-Dixon line, anyway?

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On Fri, May05, 2017 7:58pm America/Phoenix
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Where is that Mason-Dixon line, anyway?
(Scene opens in a hotel suite, overlooking downtown Tampa.  Windows as far as the wall will allow wrap around the corner of this room which looks at the nightlife of the city from high above.  Tinordi and Glazebrook are seated on each end of a huge leather couch.  Glazebrook is wearing a pair of blue jeans, with a white Korn T shirt and a pair of Oakleys.  Tinordi is wearing a pair of black lacrosse shorts, a red Washington Capitals T shirt, a tan floppy hat and a pair of black John Lennon style sunglasses.)

Glazebrook  Whaddup, Cameraman!

Cameraman  Hey, guys.

Tinordi - Hey.

Cameraman - Uh... hey.

Tinordi - Yeah, dude.  Tampa, Florida.  Nice town.  Good people.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude.  I always liked it down here.

Tinordi - That's because you're southern.

Glazebrook - What is that supposed to mean?

Tinordi - It means you are from an area south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Glazebrook - Oh yeah... wait a minute... aren't you from south of the Mason-Dixon line?

Tinordi - I am, but we're not talking about that.  Plus, I think you are the only person from the south who knows where the Mason-Dixon line is.  So many people think it is between Maryland and Virginia.  And I'm all like, that's not even close to a line.  That border is all jacked up.  The border between Pennsylvania and Maryland is a straight line, hence, making sense to name that line after a couple of crackers from the 1800s.

Glazebrook - I guess so.

Tinordi - Which brings me to my next point.  It seems that Pastor Jack has been running his mouth again about him and Tim Brown and how they hate each other, but somehow are going to team up to defeat these two finely tuned war machines that stand before you now.  

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude... there is more athleticism in one of our post workout sweat towels than the two of you could ever hope to achieve in your entire lifetimes.  2 physical specimens with bodies chiseled by years of hard work and countless hours in the gym, and a ring presence that is matched by absolutely nobody in this whole world.  We have proven ourselves time and time again and this weekend at Mayhem, it will be no different.

Tinordi - You boys would have an easier time trying to stop a speeding freight train than putting two of these massive shoulders to the mat for 3 seconds.  We're bigger than the biggest, badder than the baddest, and better than the best.  And when you put this much skill together with the teamwork that only comes with years upon years of experience... it adds up to 2 very large problems for the two of you.

Glazebrook - Yeah, dude.  You guys barely know each other's names and here we are, finishing each other's...

Tinordi - ... bong hits?

Glazebrook - Exactly.  So, Tommy Boy, you may have darkness on your side and Father Dyer has the power of prayer and meditation, but at the end of the day, when that bell rings, it's just you two vs us two.  And not God, nor... whatever dark demons Tom talks to can help you then.

Tinordi - Because it's inevitable, when you step in the ring with 420, we're gonna treat you like a roach and smoke ya!

(Glazebrook and Tinordi strike a couple of poses before the camera fades to black.)

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